Boxing Match Jokes
59 boxing match jokes and hilarious boxing match puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boxing match that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Boxing Match Short Jokes
Short boxing match jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boxing match humour may include short boxing jokes also.
- I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?
- How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
- Why was the man upset after going to boxing match in Warsaw? Because his seat was behind a Pole.
- I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd
- How does a pirate win boxing matches even when he has no hands? Using only his left and right hooks
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Have you ever seen a wrestling match? Of course you haven't, matches can't wrestle if they come in boxes
- So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,
Logan Paul will be there to record it - I just lost a boxing match in Transylvania I was working for Dracula part time and had to run an errand half way through. Referee said I was apparently out for the Count.
- I was at a boxing match the other day and one of the boxers only had one hand... But he sure did have a solid left hook.
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Boxing Match One Liners
Which boxing match one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boxing match? I can suggest the ones about wrestling match and professional boxer.
- What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
- A computer once beat me in chess But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.
- Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)
- Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
- Why do Pirates always win boxing matches? They have a killer hook.
- I just heard 50 Cent had his debut boxing match 51
- What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan
- What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!
- What did one craft beer say to the other after their boxing match? How's your mouthfeel?
- Potassium and Oxygen had a boxing match. Both went KO
- My life is like a boxing match It's all a punch line
- US is like a box of matches The black ones don't work
- Can a match box? No, but glass can.
- Red "Rock 'em, Sock 'em" robot wins the boxing match and asks... Why so Blue?
- Why did the boxer from India lose his boxing match? He had no power
Hilarious Boxing Match Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about boxing match you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boxer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boxing match pranks.
Who's This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but...
He was afraid of the May Weather.
One day before school..
there was an announcement about the big championship wrestling match after school that involved the schools hottest girl student. After hearing this John asks Bill if he wants to go watch her wrestle. After contemplating for a John replies "I guess, but I'd rather see her box."
A blonde joke (that i didn't make nor take credit for)
A blonde wakes up one morning and decides she wants to do a puzzle. So she reaches into the cabinet and grabs a box. After 4 hours of trying to match the pieces together she finally breaks down and calls her boyfriend for help.
Blonde: "I've been trying to get this puzzle together for over four hours and I can't even find one piece."
Boyfriend: "What's the picture on the box?"
Blonde: "A tiger with a bowl of cereal on a blue background."
Boyfriend: "Honey... Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time
Ali vs. Parkinsons
Watching a boxing match.
A husband and his wife are watching a boxing match. The husband says :
• I'm so disappointed, everything ended in just 4 minutes...
His wife starts laughing and says :
• Now you know how i feel...
I went to a female Arab boxing match last night.
It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs.
Celeb boxing match: Soulja Boy Vs. Chris Brown
I'm gonna put my money on Chris Brown because he's pretty good at beating up women.
So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather
Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on
Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring.
What is a boxer's favourite drink?
Fruit Punch.So after the boxing match,the boxers went to get some punch...
But there was no punch line.
I joined a boxing match just for kicks
But apparently that's an i**... move
The special Olympics are proud to present their first Boxing match event as
Logan Paul vs KSI
Once upon a time, there was a boxer who always wins every single match...
When fans asked him what's his secret, he would just say, "I imagine there's a line on my opponent's face and I hit that line,". On his 100th boxing match, the whole world was watching. He lost. It was his first loss ever in his career. Fans again wondered so he was interviewed. A reported asked how come he lost this game. "Well, I carefully looked at the opponents face," he said, "and there's no punch line".
Well that was quick
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds! Good, replied his wife. Now you know how I always feel.
Some friends of mine told me there was a queue to be in a boxing match with John Cena but I called b**....
There's no punchline.
What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
In a hockey game, the fights are real.
A boxing match is about to start..
A boxing match is about to start.
An ex-criminal steps on the scale and weighs in at 90kg.
Next up.. a professional athlete weighing in at 85kg.
Gotta weigh the pros and cons
Edit but not actually an edit : it's dumb, I'm aware
Guy comes home from work, finds his blonde haired wife sitting at the kitchen table.
Shes looking at the table, and concentrating super hard. She is visibly frustrated.
Husband asks "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "I've been working on this puzzle all day. Its supposed to be a tiger, I can't get any of these puzzle pieces to match."
Husband sighs, "Honey... Please put the frosted flakes back in the box."