Boxing Jokes
127 boxing jokes and hilarious boxing puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about boxing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to throw a few punches with some of the best boxing jokes? Sit back and enjoy this collection of classic and contemporary jokes that all center around the sport, from championship battles between Mayweather and Pacquiao to flirting in the ring. See why boxing has become one of the favorite topics for delivering comedic relief!
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Funniest Boxing Short Jokes
Short boxing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boxing humour may include short fighter jokes also.
- Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
- The doctor said my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again. I can't tell you how upset I am.
- I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold. I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
- I went up to this really cute homeless girl and asked if I could take her home She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away
- My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday. I don't know why, she said she wanted an ex box.
- There's a big difference between a boy or a girl saying I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
- People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
- I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me. She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.
- I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.
- what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
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Boxing One Liners
Which boxing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boxing? I can suggest the ones about boxes and professional boxer.
- PETA is like a box of chocolates They kill dogs
- Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate They'll kill your dog
- Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog.
- What do you call a cockpit when the pilots are female? The box office.
- How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for the obese.
- Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
- My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
- Women are like a box of chocolates I'm always stuck with the one's nobody wants.
- Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
- Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.
- Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
- Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
Boxing Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny boxing day jokes and even better boxing day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a loot box that MIGHT contain a fish and you'll get paid FOREVERRR!!
- A blonde walks into a bar yelling, "65 days!" A guy asks her, "What's in 65 days?"
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!" - Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life
- Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days..
It said 3-4 years on the box!! - I'm really proud that I managed to finish a jigsaw puzzle in a few days. The box said 2-4 years.
- So I went to the pharmacy the other day I went in and bought a box of condoms.
The cahsier asked me whether I wanted a bag?
I said no thanks, she's not that ugly. - Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!
- I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years.
- I finished a puzzle the other day. It had "3 to 5 years" written on the box. It only took me two weeks.
- What's worse than the doctor saying you'll have to take pills every day for the rest of your life ? Realizing he only gave you one box
Boxing Match Jokes
Here is a list of funny boxing match jokes and even better boxing match puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?
- How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator
- What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator
- A computer once beat me in chess But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.
- Can a match box no, but a tin can ;)
- Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
- Why was the man upset after going to boxing match in Warsaw? Because his seat was behind a Pole.
- I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd
- Why do Pirates always win boxing matches? They have a killer hook.
- How does a pirate win boxing matches even when he has no hands? Using only his left and right hooks
Boxing Champion Jokes
Here is a list of funny boxing champion jokes and even better boxing champion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion. People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
- What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook.
- You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts.
- What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top
- The number 5 was a champion at boxing. He lost when he turned into a 6. The reason he started losing was because he wasn't in his prime.
Hilarious Boxing Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about boxing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boxing pranks.
Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?
A: Boxing
Bareknuckle boxing is a little less manly...
...when you refer to it as "t**... f**...".
-&y
(again, tis written by me!)
So there's a little guy sitting at a bar....(heard this years ago, hope it isn't a repost)
...when a much larger, muscular guy walks in who seems to have a chip on his shoulder. The big guy sits down next to the little guy and orders a beer, after a bit the big guy jumps up and completely out of nowhere punches the little guy, knocking him to the floor. "That's boxing, from Las Vegas."
The little guy picks himself up off the floor, dusts himself off, gets back on his stool and just quietly goes back to his drink. The big guy also sits back down, but after a few minutes he gets back up and kicks the little guy who slides all the way to the end of the bar. "That's karate, from Japan."
Again, the little fellow just quietly gets up, goes back to his seat, and resumes drinking. A few more minutes go by and the big fella gets up a third time, grabs the little dude, and throws him right into the door of the bar. "That's kung fu, from China."
This time, however, the little guy gets up and just walks out. After some time he walks back in, right up behind the big guy, and cracks him over the head, laying him unconscious in the floor. The little guy looks at the bartender and says "You tell that s**... when he wakes up that that was crowbar, from Sears and Roebuck."
They're adding a new weight class to boxing.
It's to go along with "Lightweight", "Heavyweight", and the like. They're calling it "Menstruweight".
Due to being much more aggressive than the other weight classes, they're only allowed to fight for about five days out of the month.
I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing
Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.
Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a s**... change?
I heard she came out the Victor
What do you call a Mexican boxing match?
Juan v Juan
Boxing is dead as...
Mayweather's wife if she talks back again.
Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street...
If you run away, you probably won't get hit.
Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes?
To remind him that "Toes Go in First."
"Have you heard about the new rule in boxing?"
... James asked his friend Jake. Jake hadn't.
- Basically, to reduce the number of blows under the belt that boxers deliver and receive, their outfits will feature a line just above the waist that they must aim for with every hit.
- What? That's ridiculous! Is there something written on it?
- Of course! __This is the punchline__."
What do you call a boxing on a slackline?
Punchline.
Where did the English teacher and the student fight?
in the MLA boxing ring
An old joke from a pub
Why is professional boxing like Japanese sweet corn?
It's cooked.
Why did the comedian quit boxing?
He always missed the punchline.
A man tried to attend a boxing competition but he couldn't find out where to queue
there is no punch line
Watching a boxing match.
A husband and his wife are watching a boxing match. The husband says :
• I'm so disappointed, everything ended in just 4 minutes...
His wife starts laughing and says :
• Now you know how i feel...
I went to a female Arab boxing match last night.
It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs.
What does Floyd Mayweather do when he's not boxing?
Unboxing
What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke.
I just couldn't come up with a punch line
Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?
Because they've got the same color trunks.
Girls must love beat boxing
Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats...
So the boxing kangaroo says to the microwave...
"No soap radio!"
So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year,
when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price.
So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather
Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on
I had a good one about boxing...
But I missed the punchline.
How do you make a fruit punch ?
Give it boxing lessons !
Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
What is a boxer's favourite drink?
Fruit Punch.So after the boxing match,the boxers went to get some punch...
But there was no punch line.
I man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and ask for the most expensive drink, after doing that he starts doing shadow boxing, the barman looks at him confused and serves him his drink, after the man finish his drink he ask another one and starts shadow boxing again,the man finish the drink ask another one and starts shadow boxing again, the barman curious ask the man ¿when is the big fight? and the man says:whenever you want because i don't have any money
Flloyd Mayweather was a born boxer.
He's been wearing boxing gloves since before he could read.
What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality?
Bob and weaves
How does Dwight Schrute keep himself entertained on the farm?
Beet boxing.
At first I thought my son was break dancing, so I started beat boxing around him.
Turns out he's epileptic.
I just learnt that boxing is about two guys fighting the urge to come out as gay...
I mean. Two shirtless men fighting over a belt and a purse.
And they have to have another guy near them at all times who's entire job is to stop them from hugging.
What is cardboard's favorite sport?
Boxing
What is Bezos favorite sport?
Boxing
I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking.
The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.
I was at a boxing match the other day and one of the boxers only had one hand...
But he sure did have a solid left hook.
What was Muhammad Ali's favourite day of the year?
Boxing day
How do warehouse workers fight?
Boxing.
What did one craft beer say to the other after their boxing match?
How's your mouthfeel?
What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ?
A pugilist.
Which martial arts is the most popular in Ireland?
Drunken boxing.
Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?
That was the punch line.
I need your hilarious minds.
Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.
Life is like boxing.
Just when I think I understand it...BAM, I get punched in the face.
There isn't enough recognition for the farmer who used his barren field to host the first Bovine Boxing tournament
He gave up an awful lot to see some bulls hit.
People don't typically wear glasses while boxing....
It's more of a contacts sport
You learn something new every day.
Today, I learnt that f**... is not a boxing move.
I was dominating a midget in a boxing fight.
In the end he had to throw in the flannel.
The teacher told her class to draw a ring.
Johnny drew a perfect square.
The teaches said, Johnny why didn't you draw a ring??
I did. It's a boxing ring!!
So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday
And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,
Logan Paul will be there to record it
Once upon a time, there was a boxer who always wins every single match...
When fans asked him what's his secret, he would just say, "I imagine there's a line on my opponent's face and I hit that line,". On his 100th boxing match, the whole world was watching. He lost. It was his first loss ever in his career. Fans again wondered so he was interviewed. A reported asked how come he lost this game. "Well, I carefully looked at the opponents face," he said, "and there's no punch line".
Why are guys with saggy pants bad at boxing?
Because they don't like belts
Well that was quick
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds! Good, replied his wife. Now you know how I always feel.
My account said I'm crazy for investing all my money in my idea of building a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof.
But I told him I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it. Now if I could just think of a clever name for it, I'd be all set.
What's the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?
In a hockey game, the fights are real.
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.
He said, Knock yourself out!
What did the fruit say before he went into the boxing ring? (OC)
"My mango is to juice the competition."
What kind of ring isn't round?
A boxing ring
What's Mike Tyson's favorite holiday?
Boxing day!
At this time of year, it's important to remember that a dog isn't just for Christmas
You can also have it cold on boxing day.
Box
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. What happened to your face? I asked. I'm a Paralympian, he replied. Boxing? No, … hurdles.
I just heard 50 Cent had his debut boxing match
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A boxing match is about to start..
A boxing match is about to start.
An ex-criminal steps on the scale and weighs in at 90kg.
Next up.. a professional athlete weighing in at 85kg.
Gotta weigh the pros and cons
Edit but not actually an edit : it's dumb, I'm aware
Why do pirates like to watch boxing?
Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.
Why are there no anti-vaxxer Boxing champs ?
They whine about taking a few jabs and complain about rights.
