Boxer Jokes

• Short Boxer Jokes
• Boxer One Liners
• Boxer Briefs Jokes
• Boxer Dog Jokes
• Professional Boxer Jokes
• Boxer Shorts Jokes
• More Boxer Jokes

Funniest Boxer Short Jokes

Short boxer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boxer humour may include short boxing match jokes also.

1. I always thought the hole in boxer briefs was a messy idea... until I learned it goes in the front.
2. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
3. A boxer was having trouble sleeping. He goes to the doctor.
   Doctor asks "Have you tried counting sheep?
   Boxer replies "I have but every time I get to the count of eight, I stand up.
4. "What are your dogs names ?" "Calvin and Klein"
   "Like the underwear?"
   "They are boxers."
5. I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer. She's going for the ribs.
   I might try a duck.
6. I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says: You spoil those dogs ....
7. Did you hear that Mike Tyson just got a job at Amazon? He just really wanted to be a professional boxer again.
8. Did you hear about that Feminist boxer who lost all her matches?... ... She blames it on her rights...
9. I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.
10. I was sat on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers.... The wife said you're too good to those dogs

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Boxer One Liners

Which boxer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boxer? I can suggest the ones about boxing and fighter.

1. Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?" He said, "Depends."
2. Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
3. Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
4. Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
5. I went on a date last night. She asked me "Boxers or briefs?" "Depends."
6. Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer
7. What do Dracula's girlfriend and a boxer have in common? They both go down for the Count
8. What do you call a Chinese boxer? Pun Ching.
9. What do you call a boxer who vacuums? Mike Dyson
10. Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts? Cause otherwise, they'd be boxers!!!
11. What do you call the monobrow of a boxer? A punchline.
12. Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head....
    Too soon?
13. Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer
14. Every time my doorbell rings my dog stands in the corner He's a boxer
15. Have you met the burka boxer? Apparently hijabs.

Boxer Briefs Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer briefs jokes and even better boxer briefs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Growing up, I always wanted to be a prize fighter, or a lawyer. Everyone would ask me, boxers or briefs?
• They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends
• Getting old You know you are getting old when you are asked Boxers or Briefs?
  And you answer…….
  Depends!!
• "Boxers or briefs", she asked... "Depends", I responded.
• I have a great deal of very tight boxer briefs. I buy them in XS.
• Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends
• Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment.
• There are two old men at a nursing home One of them turns to the other and asks "Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
  The other man responds "Depends"
• What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!
• Do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs? Depends.

Boxer Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer dog jokes and even better boxer dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A friend of mine had a pet boxer. Unlike a dog, whenever the doorbell rang he walked over to the corner and sat down.
• boxers I was in my room the other day pulling off my boxers when my mum walked in and said "you spoil them dogs you do".
• A 6 year old asks what kind of dog is that? I tell him it's a boxer
  And the 6 year old replies with, yeaaa he looks like he got punched.
• I was pulling my boxers off in bed the other day God I love those dogs
• My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers. She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
• Went up to bed last night and started pulling off my boxers. My wife said "You really spoil those dogs".
  -Jed Stone.
• I got into bed last night and pulled off my boxers My wife said "you spoil those dogs".
• Just before bedtime ,I'm sitting at the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off..... My wife says "you spoil those dogs"
• Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'
• My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me.

Professional Boxer Jokes

Here is a list of funny professional boxer jokes and even better professional boxer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them That was my best punchline ever
• I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.
• I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
• I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.
• what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common? they both make you lose your teeth
• In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.
• A professional boxer has to fight a rookie. Right before the match begins, the rookie exclaims ''I think I can take that guy blindfolded!'' His coach replies "But what if he is not blindfolded?"
• I am professional boxer Floyd Mayweather. AMA
• Why don't professional boxers have s**... before a fight? They probably don't like each other.
• Why do professional boxers not have s**... the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much.

Boxer Shorts Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer shorts jokes and even better boxer shorts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
  (*has to be read in a British accent*)
• Why should you never buy boxer shorts from Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fall out of them.
• Why don't we advertise on the back of boxer shorts in the heights? Cause no one thinks you look cool.
• Why don't Soviets wear boxer shorts? Because Chernobyl fall out
• On the front of my boxer shorts it reads handle with care I have a fragile package.
• A boxer (dog) wrote a book It was a very short tale
• Got a neighbor who's a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.
• Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?
  Your grandma.
• Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief.
• It was so hard getting out of bed this morning Thank god for elastic boxer shorts

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