Boxer Shorts Jokes
23 boxer shorts jokes and hilarious boxer shorts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boxer shorts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Boxer Shorts Short Jokes
Short boxer shorts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boxer shorts humour may include short boxer briefs jokes also.
- Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
(*has to be read in a British accent*) - Why don't we advertise on the back of boxer shorts in the heights? Cause no one thinks you look cool.
- Got a neighbor who's a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.
- Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief.
- My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up s**....
Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer. - They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all? A s**....
- It's been very hot today and unfortunately I've had a situation with my t**... and my boxer shorts... they had a bit of a falling out
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Boxer Shorts One Liners
Which boxer shorts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boxer shorts? I can suggest the ones about boxer and boxer dog.
- Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts? Cause otherwise, they'd be boxers!!!
- Why should you never buy boxer shorts from Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fall out of them.
- Why don't Soviets wear boxer shorts? Because Chernobyl fall out
- On the front of my boxer shorts it reads handle with care I have a fragile package.
- A boxer (dog) wrote a book It was a very short tale
- Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?
Your grandma. - It was so hard getting out of bed this morning Thank god for elastic boxer shorts
Boxer Shorts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about boxer shorts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wearing shorts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boxer shorts pranks.
A blind man goes into a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he shouts in a loud voice, Oi, barman, you want to hear the best thick blonde joke ever?
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that I should enlighten you on a few points. Number one, the 'barman' is in fact a blonde lady. Number two, the bouncer on the door is also a blonde lady. Number three, the lady sitting next to me is also blonde and is a professional boxer. Number
four, the lady to your right is a blonde and is also a professional wrestler. Number five, I'm a 6-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very short fuse. Now, I want you to think about this carefully. Do you still want to tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: Nah, forget it, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.
Billy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.
So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick.
Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can’t find it," he admitted.
The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.
Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way.
A short while later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher "I still can’t find it."
Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had been at the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom.
So Tommy and Billy left the classroom together and five minutes later they both return and sat down at their seats.
The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find it?"
Tommy was quick with his reply. "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."