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135 boxer jokes and hilarious boxer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boxer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Boxer Short Jokes

Short boxer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boxer humour may include short boxing match jokes also.

  1. I always thought the hole in boxer briefs was a messy idea... until I learned it goes in the front.
  2. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
  3. A boxer was having trouble sleeping. He goes to the doctor.
    Doctor asks "Have you tried counting sheep?
    Boxer replies "I have but every time I get to the count of eight, I stand up.
  4. "What are your dogs names ?" "Calvin and Klein"
    "Like the underwear?"
    "They are boxers."
  5. I'm currently on a restaurant date with a female boxer. She's going for the ribs.
    I might try a duck.
  6. I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says: You spoil those dogs ....
  7. Did you hear that Mike Tyson just got a job at Amazon? He just really wanted to be a professional boxer again.
  8. Did you hear about that Feminist boxer who lost all her matches?... ... She blames it on her rights...
  9. I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;) My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.
  10. I was sat on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers.... The wife said you're too good to those dogs

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Boxer One Liners

Which boxer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boxer? I can suggest the ones about boxing and fighter.

  1. Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?" He said, "Depends."
  2. Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
  3. Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
  4. Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.
  5. I went on a date last night. She asked me "Boxers or briefs?" "Depends."
  6. Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer
  7. What do Dracula's girlfriend and a boxer have in common? They both go down for the Count
  8. What do you call a Chinese boxer? Pun Ching.
  9. What do you call a boxer who vacuums? Mike Dyson
  10. Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts? Cause otherwise, they'd be boxers!!!
  11. What do you call the monobrow of a boxer? A punchline.
  12. Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head....
    Too soon?
  13. Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer
  14. Every time my doorbell rings my dog stands in the corner He's a boxer
  15. Have you met the burka boxer? Apparently hijabs.

Boxer Briefs Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer briefs jokes and even better boxer briefs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Growing up, I always wanted to be a prize fighter, or a lawyer. Everyone would ask me, boxers or briefs?
  • They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends
  • Getting old You know you are getting old when you are asked Boxers or Briefs?
    And you answer…….
    Depends!!
  • "Boxers or briefs", she asked... "Depends", I responded.
  • I have a great deal of very tight boxer briefs. I buy them in XS.
  • Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends
  • Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment.
  • There are two old men at a nursing home One of them turns to the other and asks "Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
    The other man responds "Depends"
  • What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!
  • Do old cowboys wear boxers or briefs? Depends.

Boxer Dog Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer dog jokes and even better boxer dog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A friend of mine had a pet boxer. Unlike a dog, whenever the doorbell rang he walked over to the corner and sat down.
  • boxers I was in my room the other day pulling off my boxers when my mum walked in and said "you spoil them dogs you do".
  • A 6 year old asks what kind of dog is that? I tell him it's a boxer
    And the 6 year old replies with, yeaaa he looks like he got punched.
  • I was pulling my boxers off in bed the other day God I love those dogs
  • My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers. She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
  • Went up to bed last night and started pulling off my boxers. My wife said "You really spoil those dogs".
    -Jed Stone.
  • I got into bed last night and pulled off my boxers My wife said "you spoil those dogs".
  • Just before bedtime ,I'm sitting at the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off..... My wife says "you spoil those dogs"
  • Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'
  • My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me.
Boxer joke, My friend's dog eats anything and everything.

Professional Boxer Jokes

Here is a list of funny professional boxer jokes and even better professional boxer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them That was my best punchline ever
  • I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.
  • I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo
  • I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks.
  • what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common? they both make you lose your teeth
  • In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.
  • A professional boxer has to fight a rookie. Right before the match begins, the rookie exclaims ''I think I can take that guy blindfolded!'' His coach replies "But what if he is not blindfolded?"
  • I am professional boxer Floyd Mayweather. AMA
  • Why don't professional boxers have s**... before a fight? They probably don't like each other.
  • Why do professional boxers not have s**... the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much.

Boxer Shorts Jokes

Here is a list of funny boxer shorts jokes and even better boxer shorts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
    (*has to be read in a British accent*)
  • Why should you never buy boxer shorts from Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fall out of them.
  • Why don't we advertise on the back of boxer shorts in the heights? Cause no one thinks you look cool.
  • Why don't Soviets wear boxer shorts? Because Chernobyl fall out
  • On the front of my boxer shorts it reads handle with care I have a fragile package.
  • A boxer (dog) wrote a book It was a very short tale
  • Got a neighbor who's a real patriot? Always flying the flag? Sneak out late at night and replace it with a large pair of boxer shorts.
  • Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?
    Your grandma.
  • Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief.
  • It was so hard getting out of bed this morning Thank god for elastic boxer shorts
Boxer joke, It was so hard getting out of bed this morning

Amusing & Witty Boxer Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about boxer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bodybuilder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boxer pranks.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America...

I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd

Triplets

There are triplets in a mothers w**..., talking about what they want to do when they grow up.
The first triplet says "When I grow up, I will be an electrician, because it's too dark in here."
The second triplet says "When I grow up, I will be a plumber, because it's too wet in here."
The third triplet says, "When I grow up I want to be a boxer, so that I can beat up that bald guy who comes in here and spits on us all the time!"

My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up s**....

Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer.

"What are you doing?" asked my wife as she walked in on me and our children sitting around the table.


"I'm just showing them these old photos from when I used to be a Boxer" I said, showing off.
"If you turn them sideways kids, it looks like your Dad's standing up"

A former boxer decided to go into the writing business

There is no punchline.

A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".

What Do You Call A Gay Boxer?

"Fruit Punch".
I'm sorry.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and c**...?

A punchline

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Ali was great but he was not the greatest...

The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Letter to God

Dear God,
Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali.
Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe.
I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.

Being a white boxer is like being a Republican

No matter how hard you try, you will always lose because of the Mexicans

Why don't boxers have s**... the night before a fight?

Cos they don't fancy each other.

A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer

A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"

What's the difference between a reliable employee and an angry boxer?

One is punctual, the other will punch you all.

My friend claims that he is a really good boxer.

He doesn't strike me as one.

Did you hear about the boxer who became a comedian

I hear he has a great punchline

Why aren't the best boxers competing in the olympics?

Because they're working in warehouses.

I'm currently dating a boxer, but I'm not sure if she's my type.

I think she needs to let her guard down.

What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in?

Smelterweight.

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

The fencer was sweet and always good to her, while the boxer was always rowdy.
She chose the boxer.
So I asked her why. I had always liked to fencer, and was always irritated by the boxer.
She said, I don't know. The fencer just seemed rapier.
Poor man was foiled again.

A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.

Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.

Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua?

He couldn't handle a Boxer.

What do you call it when a boxer gives Dracula a BJ?

Going down for the count

What do you call a flatulent homosexual boxer?

Gassius Gay

Why is Jim Jones the best boxer?

He took out 918 people with one punch.

Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...

900 with just one punch.

Did you hear about the boxer who fought his own clone?

The resemblance was striking.

A famous British boxer threw an object at me.

It turned out to be a mere can!

What do you call a boxer who does the cleaning?

Mike Dyson!

But what he really wants ...

While my mother was pregnant with me, my parents warned my three-year-old brother not to get his heart set on either a brother or a sister, as they didn't know what I would be. He seemed to understand but added this caveat: "Well, if it's a dog, I hope it's a Boxer".

Why was the boxer fired from his job?

He never punched out

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them
"here's the punchline"

Why don't Boxers don't have s**... before a fight?

They don't fancy each other.

What do you call a flatulent boxer?

Gassius Clay
sorry

What do boxers carry their underwear in?

A briefcase

They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all?

A s**....

Did you hear the one about the paraplegic boxer?

He really rolls with the punches

Did you hear about Salvador Dali's brother who was a really good boxer?

His name was Muhamma

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"
In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.
Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

Three babies in the w**....

They are discussing what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."

The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He replies, "So I can beat the h**... out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

a man walks into a bar and shouts

"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat me in an open fight?"
"I do", answers a man from the corner, 7 feet long, well muscled and looks like a professional boxer or something
Our man looks at him, then turns to the rest and shouts
"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat us two in an open fight?"

A little known fact about Jim Jones is that he was an aspiring boxer

He quit the sport after taking out 900 people with one punch

I wish more boxers could be on this sub….

They always have the best *punch* lines.

As a boxer I'm tired of hearing and reading vaccine jokes...

If I hear another, I'm going to give someone a jab!

What do you call a boxer who enjoys landscape gardening in his spare time?

Manny Patio

Why did the boxer cover up his battle scar?

He didn't want to reveal the punchline.

What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence?

Gaseous Clay

Why did the boxers agree to have their match in the bathroom?

Because that's where the s**... goes down.

Why do boxers never have s**... before a fight??

They normally don't fancy one another

Why do you hire a boxer when you are constipated ?

Cause he beats the s**... out of you.

Who's the greatest boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, he knocked out 900 people with one punch.

Halloween joke

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a bad boxer have in common?
They both go down for the count!

How did the Muslim boxer beat the other boxer?

With a Highjab

Boxer joke, How did the Muslim boxer beat the other boxer?

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