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Funniest Box Short Jokes

Short box jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The box humour may include short boxes jokes also.

  1. Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
  2. The doctor said my voice box is damaged and I may never speak again. I can't tell you how upset I am.
  3. I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold. I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
  4. I went up to this really cute homeless girl and asked if I could take her home She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away
  5. My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday. I don't know why, she said she wanted an ex box.
  6. There's a big difference between a boy or a girl saying I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
  7. People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
  8. I asked this cute homeless girl if I could take her home with me. She started crying after I walked off with her cardboard box.
  9. I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes! But seemed very surprised when I took her cardboard box and walked away.
  10. what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.

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Box One Liners

Which box one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with box? I can suggest the ones about envelope and drawer.

  1. PETA is like a box of chocolates They kill dogs
  2. Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
  3. Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate They'll kill your dog
  4. Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog.
  5. What do you call a cockpit when the pilots are female? The box office.
  6. How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
  7. Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for the obese.
  8. Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
  9. My biggest talent is that, I can always tell what's in a wrapped box it's a gift.
  10. Women are like a box of chocolates I'm always stuck with the one's nobody wants.
  11. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
  12. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
  13. Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.
  14. Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
  15. Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box

Box Of Chocolates Jokes

Here is a list of funny box of chocolates jokes and even better box of chocolates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is a cop like a box of chocolates? They'll kill your dog.
  • My wife is like a box of chocolates She never talks to me.
  • A crazy ex is like a box of chocolates If you're not careful, they'll kill your dog.
  • My Ex-Wife was like a box of chocolate Everyone got a piece
  • life is like a box of chocolates.... it is destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
  • Women are like a box of chocolates You never know which ones gonna have nuts
  • Life is like a box of chocolates... Sometimes you just end up with nuts in your mouth.
  • What does a box of chocolate and life have in common? They don't last long for fat people.
  • Just remember, Police are like a box of chocolates.. ..they'll kill your dog.
  • My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates Empty, because you have no self-control.

Cardboard Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny cardboard box jokes and even better cardboard box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just got my son a flat peice of cardboard for his birthday I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
  • I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home... The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.
  • I asked a pretty, young, homeless girl if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. Her expression changed, however when I walked away with her cardboard box.
  • I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, "Yes!" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in.
  • I've just ordered an empty cardboard box from Chernobyl. It was the cheapest microwave I could find.
  • What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
  • If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?
  • I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box.
  • I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for.
  • I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left.

Box Office Jokes

Here is a list of funny box office jokes and even better box office puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second. Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.
  • Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop? Bad casting.
  • Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office? Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson
  • When you have an all male crew flying a plane.... ... it's called a cockpit.
    If you have an all female crew it's a box office.
  • In the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place followed by The Nun in second... Which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.
  • What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office.
  • That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes Because when IT reigns, it pours.
  • 50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
  • Why was the Rice Krispies movie a box office flop? The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.
  • What do you call a movie theater under construction? A box office

Cereal Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny cereal box jokes and even better cereal box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Box of cereals walks into a bar. Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
    - Is it because I'm square ?
    No, it's the bar code.
  • my family is like a box of cereal Those who aren't nuts or fruits are flakes
  • There's a guy sneaking around in grocery stores in my town dropping chunks of dry ice in boxes of cereal. We're being attacked by a cereal chiller!
  • My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.
  • What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word? Corn flakes
  • What do you call a cereal box full of snakes? Honey Bunches of nopes
  • If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box?
    source: soos says some words
  • My grandfather picked up a box of Grape-Nuts cereal... "I didn't know grapes have nuts. No wonder they wine when you crush them!"
  • *Opens box of cereal* We've updated our privacy policy.
  • California is like a box of cereal... When you get rid of all the fruits and nuts, all that's left are the flakes.

Lunch Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny lunch box jokes and even better lunch box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Japanese kittens take to school for lunch? A bean-toe box!
  • My daughter packed a light bulb in her lunch box this morning. I asked her, "why did you put that in there?"
    She replied, "I want a light snack."
  • I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.
  • School is like a dystopia You aren't allowed to think outside the box, you don't have the freedom of speech, and you can't gamble or have strippers come to your lunch room.
  • Where did the little boy go when his lunch box exploded? *Everywhere*
  • Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
    A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
  • Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
  • Most people love a good munch box Lunch*
  • Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
    He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
  • Best part of b**... a m**... What's the best part of having s**... with a m**...?
    Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about box can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of box puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Box Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about box you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lunch box jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make box prank.

Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either"

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

"Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For what?"
"To buy groceries," I told him.
"When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me one dollar, just *one dollar*, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea."
He shrugged and paused.
"Times have changed and ya can't do that now," he told me. "Too many f**...' security cameras."

My daughter asked me today:"Dad, What is s**...?"

I had feared this moment would come and didn't think it would come this soon but nevertheless I was prepared.
So I sat her down and explained it all. The birds and the bees, the different s**... orientations, all the positions and of course I had to mention all the STD's and the rules of safe s**....
When I finished she looked at me shocked and confused:
"So... which box should I check on this form? Male or Female?"

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"

"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

I met a pretty girl.

Today i asked a pretty young homeless women if i could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when i walked off with her cardboard box.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton-b**... and a ball of string on the counter.
The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."

The waiter came to my table and asked "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?"

So I knocked his a**... out with a left hook.

A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.

He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, I've got your bandit just as you requested 'dead and alive'.
The mayor says, not 'dead AND alive', 'dead OR alive'.
The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, I guess we should open the box then.

A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

My friend asked me what the biggest fish I ever caught was. "Have you ever saw the movie jaws? I asked.

"Well it was about the same size as the box the dvd came in."

Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

It said 2-4 years on the box.

Asking for a friend ............... A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl.

They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Two young boys go to a store

They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."

What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common?

The w**... are useless.

I saw this cute homeless g**... the street..

..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

EXTRA-LARGE CONDOMS

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy some?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys a box?"

A man went to the register with only a box of condoms.

The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?'
He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'

A blonde is working on a puzzle...

She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is going to ever make picture of a tiger."
The husband says, "That's alright honey, let's just put all the cereal back in the box."

Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death?

As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?

Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.

The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."
The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"
"I burned them."
The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."
The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"
"I poked holes in them."
The third nun fainted.

Irishman in confession

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."

Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table...

The waiter comes by and asks "What are you celebrating?"
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

I just finished a jigsaw puzzle.

It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years.

A man hasn't been to church for a long while and decides he'd better go to confession before starting to go again. When he enters the confessional box he's amazed to find that it's got a bar lined with finest whiskeys and a huge array of the finest cigars.

As he's looking at this in wonder, the priest comes in.
The man says, Father, forgive me, it's a long time since my last confession. I must say though, that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest says, Get out,you idiot. You're on my side.

Should've been more specific

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p**....
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.

It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side.
Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you!
Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!

An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German

Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling.
The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

A taxi driver and a priest go to heaven.

Both appear at roughly the same time at the pearly gates. The priest is given some wine and cheese. The taxi driver is given a yacht, a boat, a mansion and a box of diamonds.
The priest looks at St. Peter and says: "I was a priest for many years but all I get is a little house and some food. This guy gets all this stuff and he drove a taxi."
St. Peter says "Yes, but we go by results. When you gave sermons people slept, when he drove people prayed."

Four blonds walk into a bar...

...cheering "85 Days! 85 Days!"
A gentleman inquires "Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"
The blonds reply "We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"

A box of condoms, please.

That'll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?
Nah I'm OK. She's actually quite pretty.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

What they mean when they say I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie .

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

Went on a date with a single mom...

It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in.

[Religion]A man sees a boy with a box of kittens

The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now.

A nun was fired from her job in heaven...

A nun was fired from her job in heaven, so she came down to earth and started looking for a job. One night, when she is filling out a job application, there is a question that asks her to check the boxes next to the jobs that she has previously worked at. She looks at the answers for a second, and then checks the box marked, "Nun of the above."

A few weeks ago I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.

They arrived today, safe and sound.

Irish Confession

Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. Father, forgive I think its been a while since I've been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!

My dad just called a family meeting.

Me, mum, my two brothers, my sister and grandma hurried into the living room and gathered round an IKEA box laying on the floor.
"Dad, it's some flat pack furniture, what do you need the whole family for?" I asked.
"Well, it must be these strange Swedish customs", he replies, "It says assembly required".

What's worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

Bob was in trouble

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

What's the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

I'm like a cat when it comes to kids

I don't really enjoy the product
But I love playing with the box it came out of.

Why didn't Barbie have a baby?

Because Ken came in a different box.

A little girl and her mother are at Church...

...when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church.
When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up.
"Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'"

*At my boss's f**..., kneeling and whispering at coffin*

"Who's thinking outside the box now Karin?"

A drunk staggers into a church one evening, goes into the confessional box and sits down. He doesn't say a word.

The priest coughs to try and get his attention. There's no response so the priest coughs again. There's still no response from the drunk.
The priest coughs a couple of more times and still doesn't get any response, so finally he pounds on the wall.
The drunk slurs, "There's no use knocking. There's no paper this side either."

An Irishman goes into the confessional box...

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

I remember 30 years ago with a dollar you went to the supermarket and went out with 2 sandwiches, 1 box of 6 beers and a pack of cigars.

Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.

A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

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