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48 bows jokes and hilarious bows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Bows Jokes

Short bows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bows humour may include short pies jokes also.

  1. A man escaped from a bear only with a bow in hand But his friend who got an arrow in the knee was not as lucky.
  2. A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
  3. Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother! Elf: You have my bow.
    Dwarf: And my axe.
    Necromancer: And your brother.
  4. I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht
  5. The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Paladin: You have my sword!
    The Elf: And my bow!
    The Dwarf: And my axe!
    The Necromancer: And your father!
  6. I got kicked out of band camp for trying to play a guitar with a bow. They said I violated it.
  7. I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back. I get no respect.
  8. A little girl went bow hunting with her Dad, and when they found two nice ones she put her hair in pigtails.
  9. My friend, Ming, told me that I would look more professional if I stop wearing my funny bow tie. I responded, "But I am nothing without my comedic tie, Ming."
  10. A husband wanted to surprise his wife on their anniversary by putting a little bow tie on his manhood, but got worried she wouldn't notice it after she turned out the lights. She found it touching.

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Bows joke, A husband wanted to surprise his wife on their anniversary by putting a little bow tie on his manhoo


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bows can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bows puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Bows One Liners

Which bows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bows? I can suggest the ones about balls and crow.

  1. I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected.
  2. Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero.
  3. Why couldn't the Mexican fire his bow? He didn't habenero.
  4. Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow? Because he didn't habanero..
  5. Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow? He didn't habanero.
  6. Why can't Mexicans bow hunt? 'Cause they don't Habanero!
  7. What do u call a fish with a bow tie? So*fish*ticated
  8. What makes bows so accurate? Arrowdynamics.
  9. I love my bow and arrow, but… …there's one drawback.
  10. What did the bow tie say to the top hat? You go on a head, I'll hang around
  11. What does a bow do when it's cold? It quivers
  12. What does a meteorologist use when they go hunting. A Rain-Bow
  13. What weapon do gay archers use? A rain-bow.
  14. Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks? A bow.
  15. What's a spanish bow called? An elbow

Bows joke, What's a spanish bow called?

Entertaining Bows Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about bows you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bows prank.

I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer c**...?

It had a bad driver!
**bows **
I'll show myself out.

A joke about golfers.

Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large f**... procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. One of the men stops in mid putt, removes his cap, bows his head in prayer. The second man retorts "Woah man, that was really respectful". "Well, we had been married for over 25 years" said the other man.

Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a f**... procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in respect.

His golfing buddy says "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very compassionate and kind man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 25 years."

Two men are golfing at a local golf course

The first man is about to putt when he sees a long f**... procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer.
The second man is in awe. "Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."

p**... Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing how great their uncles are

p**... Scotsman says "my uncle is a priest, when he walks down the road everyone nods and say father"
"That's nothing" says p**... Englishman, "My uncle is a bishop, when he walks down the road everyone BOWS and says your grace". Not to be outdone, p**... Irishman looks at them both and laughs. "My uncle weighs over 400lbs (200kg). When he walks down the road everyone says JESUS CHRIST!".

Four gents are on the golf course...

... on the second tee box. As gent number one steps up to the tee, a f**... procession drives by. Seeing the procession, he stops what he is doing, folds his hand, and bows his head out of respect. After the procession finishes, the other gents observe that, although it was a nice gesture, it was a little excessive to stop play like that. Gent number one replies "It was the least i could do ... I was married to her for 45 years!"

Two men playing golf (a favourite of mine)

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long f**... procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.

One looks up and sees a f**... procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

Two men are playing golf near a country road...

When they see a f**... procession go by. One of them stops playing, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The other says "thats very decent of you, to stop playing and pay your respects." The first one responds "Well I'd think so; we were married for 52 years."

Two guys out playing golf. One is about to take his shot when he sees a f**... procession go by.

He stops, takes his hat off and bows his head until the procession passes. He puts his hat back on and gets ready to take his shot when his partner stops him and says, "Hang on. I just gotta say I've never seen anyone do that on the links before, that was really touching."
1st guy replies, "Well, you know. We were married for 20 years."

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course...

One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long f**... procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.

Two men are fishing from a bridge...

When one man notices a f**... procession. He quietly sets down his fishing rod, takes of his hat and bows his head. When the procession is out of sight he picks up his pole and continues fishing. The other man turns to him and says, "wow. I never knew you had a feely side in you" to which the first man replies, "it's the least I could've done, afterall, we have been married for forty years."

A statistics joke...

Three statisticians go deer hunting with bows. They see a giant buck in the woods. Statistician #1 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the left. Statistician #2 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the right. Statistician #3 throws down his bow and yells, "We got it!"

Two guys are playing golf...

Two elderly gentlemen come to a par 3 hole. One of them tees up, starts to swing, but notices a f**... procession passing by. He stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and bows to the procession. After it passes, he puts on his hat and resumes his swing. The other man says to him, "Wow, that was really gentlemanly of you, paying your respects like that!" As he swings, he replies, "Well, she was my wife for 25 years..."

Dave and John are playing a round of golf...

Dave is lining up his put on the 8th green when they hear a car coming along the road that runs parallel to the course. Upon seeing a hearse, Dave stands away from his ball, takes his cap off and bows his head until it passes.
"That was very decent of you Dave."
"Yea, she was a good wife."

Two men are playing golf.

One of them is about to take a swing when a f**... procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.  
His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very feeling man."
The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Two men are playing a round of golf.

The third tee is close to a road, and just as one of the players is about to tee off he sees a f**... cortège driving slowly by. He breaks his shot, lays down his club, takes off his cap and bows his head as the procession passes.
'Wow' says his friend, 'That was very respectful.'
'I suppose so' says the first man, 'Mind you, I was married to her for 40 years.'

Student 1: My name is Tom Archer because my ancestors were making bows and arrows.

Student 2: My name is Sam Baker because my forefathers were bakers.
Student 3: My name is John Dickinson, and I hate this game.

A joke my dad told me today

Two old fishermen are fishing under a bridge. A f**... procession passes over the bridge. One of the old fishermen stands up, takes his hat off and bows his head.
The second old fisherman says Wow, that was really respectful of you to do.
The first old fisherman says Thanks, it's the least I could do. I was married to her for 40 years.

Golf Joke

A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local course. One of the men is about to tee off when he sees a f**... procession on the road next to the golf course. He pauses, removes his hat, and bows his head in prayer.
His friend says, Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.
The man shrugs then replies, Yeah, well we *were* married for 35 years.

A young guy gets paired with an elderly man for a round of golf.

The old man lines up to putt on the fourth green, when they notice a f**... procession passing by the course.
The old man backs away from the putt, removes his cap, bows his head for a quick prayer, crosses himself, and returns to the putt.
After the hole, the young guy says, I'm impressed with your show of respect for the deceased .
Old guy says, Well, we were married 42 years... least I could do.

Golfing

Al and Bob were on the 9th green getting ready to putt just as a f**... is passing by. Al takes off his hat, holds it to his chest and bows his head in a moment of silence.
After joining him an emotional Bob says "What a nice gesture Al, showing respect like that"
Al grabs his putter out of his bag and says " it's the least I could do, she was my wife for 43 years"

Bob and Jim are on the 18th hole...

And as Bob is about to pitch for the green they notice a f**... procession heading down the road adjacent to the course. Bob stops mid swing, drops his club, removes his hat, bows his head and stands for a moment of silence. "That's very respectful of you, Bob." says Jim. Bob puts his hat back on, picks up his club and says "Well, we were married for 35 years."

Grandpas joke: Ellen's church recognition

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.
Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.
Ellen smiles and bows.
Paster Davis: to reward your efforts, why don't you pick out the next 3 hymns.
Ellen points into the crowd "I'll take him, him, and him"

What kind of bows do you put on your arms?

Elbows.

Donald Trump is taking questions from journalists on his last day in office.

One journalist asks him, "President Trump, do you have a final thing to say to the American people as our president?"
Trump then looks into the camera, bows deeply, and yells, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a f**... cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.

That was a really nice thing to do, the second golfer says. It's good to see there is still some respect in the world.
Well, it's only right, the first golfer replies. I was married to her for 35 years.

Did you see the new Bowsette?

No, but from peoples reaction it sounds like she was confirmed for smash.

My buddy made a fortune buying and selling trailer parts and giftwrap supplies.

Now he's up to his neck in hitches and bows.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide...
*italics* gentleman bows

What's Bowsers favorite fruit?

Luigi

Why I don't like boats

If no one bows, everyone gets stern.

Bows joke, Why I don't like boats

jokes about bows

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