Bowling Shoes Jokes
4 bowling shoes jokes and hilarious bowling shoes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bowling shoes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bowling Shoes Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I was watching the Super Bowl with some friends...
and my fiancee's friend, who isn't very keen on sports, is commenting on the shoe polish streaks under their eyes.
She says "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"
I reply, "Well, play football, mostly."
That's not a bowling ball, dad.
This weekend me and my dad were out bowling, you see. He gets his shoes on, and picks his ball from the rack. A nice, shiny, pinkish purple ball. He throws it down the lane, and we can't find it. The thing is gone. We look for at least an hour for this ball, but it's vanished. In the car on the way home (for automotive reasons) we pull into a gas station. My dad perks up, face scrunching in focus, and he says: "there's the ball!"
I said: "Dad, that's a short fat man buying a granola bag."
A man walks into an empty bar
...and asks the bartender for a beer. He gets the drink and then the bartender excuses himself to go to the basement. While the man drinks, he hears a voice say *"nice shirt"*. He's confused because there is no one in the bar so he figures it's his imagination.
A couple minutes later, he hears the same voice say *"nice shoes"*. The man is really surprised now so when the bartender returns, he asks - *"the beer is great but I'm hearing this voice that says nice shirt and then nice shoes."*
The bartender points to a bowl of peanuts on the bar and says *"it's the peanuts."* The man is confused so the bartender says, *"It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."*
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks
for a beer something to snack on. Bartender serves him + a bowl of peanuts. The guy takes a handful to his mouth and faintly hears, "hey great shoes pal". Confused, he ignores the voice. The guy grabs another handful and once again he hears faintly "you have the kindest eyes". The guy looks around, asks a few people, no one knows what he's talking about. He brushes it off, finishes his beer, and grabs one last handful of peanuts. One last time he hears "is that a new haircut? looks great" Fed up, the man pays his bill. $5 the bartender says, for the beer.
The man says, "what about the peanuts??"
Bartender says, "oh those? those peanuts are complimentary"
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