The Best 73 Bowling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bowling jokes. There are some bowling tournaments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Bowling Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball?

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

My Cousin's Wedding Night

On my cousin's wedding night he approached our grandfather and asked, "Pap, you and gram have been married for 56 years. Can you give me any advice on my wedding night?"

My grandfather responded, "take the hardest thing you got and put it where she pees."

My cousin thought for a moment and then asked, "why would I put my bowling ball in the toilet?"

My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day.

She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!

Bowling joke, My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball


The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

Bowling joke, What does a vegetable get in bowling?

Why don't Asians like bowling

Because it's bowring

I'm sorry

What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online?

Ebola.

I quit my job and poured years into it

Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game...

You guys hear about the guy that went bowling in NY after he came back from West Africa?

They say ebola perfect game.

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What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common?

They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more.

It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.

They had a great time, he would have loved it

A bowling ball jumped off the roof of a tall building.

Looking among the pieces of shattered bowling ball, the Physicist in the crowd regretfully said, "He had so much potential..."

I know I know. I'm not a dad but I teach physics and I've never made up a joke before....

What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common?

You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.

Just got back from bowling...

But I'll spare you the details.

Bowling joke, Just got back from bowling...

I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl...

...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.

So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley

She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling

You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.


Whenever I go bowling....

I enter my name as "3 testicles".

That way, occasionally the monitor says "Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a bird?

A bowled eagle!

Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

"M-my parents?"

"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball?

If I want to fill all 3 of the prostitute's holes, it's extra.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...

The man said:

"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..

Let's go bowling!"

Me and my wife one night

My wife asked me: should we stay on the couch tonight and have a romantic evening or should we go bowling?
I repleid: well i am not sticking my fingers in some holes where every other person has stuck his sweaty dirty fingers in. So let's go bowling.

My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."

I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"

A woman was having sex with her husband's best friend when the telephone rang

And her husband's cell phone number appeared on the caller ID.

As she answered the call, her lover jumped out of bed and began to dress in a hurry

"Relax," she said after she hung up the phone.

he was just calling to tell me that he'll be home late because he's out bowling with you.

A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral

He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though

Despair.

What a Jamaican gets when he's bowling.

Girlfriend asked me what to do this evening...

My girlfriend asked me what I wanted to do this evening? Should we go out bowling or should we go upstairs and mess around in the bed? I told her that I am NOT going to put my fingers in some dirty hole where hundreds of guys had put their fingers in before me!!! So we went bowling.

In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . .

. . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.

These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon

Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.

Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre?

No?
Neither did the victims.

My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her

Does she walk with a limp?

No, she's just a bit shorter.

Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling?

He preferred to gut her.

The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike.

They must have terrible working conditions.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a bowling ball.

I just started a new job in a bowling alley

Yeh, just tenpin'

Was with my girlfriend yesterday..

We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.

So we went bowling.

I went bowling with my daughter.

Next time I'll just use a bowling ball.

Which sport is the quietest?

Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.

Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players?

They said 3 strikes you're out.

I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him:

"Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"

"What?" My friend said.

"Europe."

If you have any puns about bowling

Spare me

Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a strip club.

At the club:

Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?

Wife: How does he know you?

Chad: We play golf together!

Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?

Wife: And how does he know you?!

Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!

Hot blonde stripper: Hey sexy, champagne room again tonight?

At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.

Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?

I got a flat tire recently...

I was lucky enough to have spotted it before I was able to drive off to my local bowling alley. Unfortunately for me, I didn't have any extra tires on me, nor was I willing to go to my local auto shop and get one.

Fortunately, I did have the bowling ball and 10 pins I was planning on bringing with me, so all I had to do was knock down 9 pins with the bowling ball, and then knock down the last one to get a spare.

After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV.

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

What do you call at cat that goes bowling?

An alley cat!

If god is bowling when its thundering...

If God is bowling when it's thundering and the angels are crying when it's raining, then what's going on up there when it's snowing...

Wife asks her husband to go bowling

She : "Honey do you want to go bowling tonight? We could also stay at home, make it cosy and watch a movie?"

He : "I really don't feel like putting my fingers in holes where everybody has already been with their filthy sweaty fingers.. come on let's go bowling"

Your mom is like a bowling ball.

She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

What did Voldemort say to Peter Pettigrew when they went bowling?

*Kill the spare.*

So, after winning the ball game, I decided to throw a ball into the crowd like I've seen pro baseball players on TV do

Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

I got kicked off my bowling team the other day

I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".

Apparently they have a three strike policy.

What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name?

Bo Ling

What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?

Bo Ling-Pin.

I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site.

It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".

Americans always get sports wrong.

Why would the Super Bowl have no bowling?

After many faithful years as a Christian, John's dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.

At the wedding he walks over to his best friend for advice.
"Hey man! What is it that I'm supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?"
"Ah, that's simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees."
"Ah! Thanks dude!"
"No problem!"
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.

What is a potter's favorite sport?

Bowling.

During isolation I have a lot of time to practice my bowling..

There's no rest for the wickets

I asked my wife what Jesus's full name was and she said she didn't remember...

till I dropped a bowling ball on her foot.

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators...

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.

So, after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.

Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.

After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd

Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling

"A man scored a three hundred and one in bowling."

"How can you bowl a three hundred and one?"

"Well you can't bowl a three hundred and lose!"

Today is Jacob's birthday,

So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you?

WIFE: How does he know you?

Jacob: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob?

WIFE: And how does he know you?

Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team!

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?

The Wife storms out...... dragging Jacob with her, into a taxi!

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?

Jacob's funeral will be next Friday at 2pm prompt....

Once I won.....

Once I won the game, I threw the ball into the crowd, but apparently that's frowned upon when playing bowling.

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

What does the bowling ball who was taken hostage say?

Please spare me

Never go bowling with a mathematician

They always find the X's

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF

CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

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