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164 bowling jokes and hilarious bowling puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about bowling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a few good laughs? Check out our collection of bowling jokes. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to get a strike with you and your friends.

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Funniest Bowling Short Jokes

Short bowling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bowling humour may include short bowls jokes also.

  1. These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
  2. I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant.
  3. How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
  4. My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"
  5. After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
  6. What is Chipotle most known for? - A. steak Bowls
    - B. Delicious Tacos
    - C. Chips
    - D. Burritos
    - E. Coli
  7. I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl… He sure wags his tail a lot…
  8. My wife walks into the kitchen Me: it sure is muggy outside
    Wife: if you put all the mugs on the porch I'm leaving you
    *Sips coffee out of bowl*
  9. What's the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti? Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.
  10. It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it

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Bowling One Liners

Which bowling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bowling? I can suggest the ones about archery and cricket.

  1. Super Bowl Halftime At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
  2. What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl? The Detroit Lions.
  3. What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half.
  4. What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess
  5. One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... ...but Toucan.
  6. My wife asked my if I had seen the dog bowl. I said "I didn't know he could!".
  7. Why is michael jackson bad at bowling? Because He's dead.
  8. The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl
  9. I already know what the score will be in the Super Bowl before the game even starts. 0-0
  10. This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever *Super Bowl LI
  11. Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
  12. What did Voldemort say to Peter Pettigrew when they went bowling? *Kill the spare.*
  13. Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl? Inflation is real
  14. If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl
  15. I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

Bowling Ball Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling ball jokes and even better bowling ball puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
    She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
  • After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling
  • After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball to the spectators... Apparently that's frowned upon in bowling.
  • I went bowling with my daughter. Next time I'll just use a bowling ball.
  • What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back.
  • So, after winning the ball game, I decided to throw a ball into the crowd like I've seen pro baseball players on TV do Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
  • So, after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV. Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.
  • Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? "M-my parents?"
    "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
  • My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!
  • What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Bowling Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling day jokes and even better bowling day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The 15 year old Goldfish I won at a Carnival, died the same day my Grandpa did 15 years ago today. The Goldfish wasn't as easy to drown in a bowl of food.
  • Dogs and toilet I yelled my dog to stop drinking out of the toilet.
    Later that day my dog yelled at me for peeing in the water bowl
  • I always knew that one day I'd end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn't expect everyone to keep on bowling..
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bowl of beans keeps everyone at bay.
  • I hate commercials so much these days. If all commercials were as funny as they are during the super bowl... I'd still only be saving about 15% or more on my car insurance.
  • Rumors have it that Kim Jung Un eats a thousand time more than his soldiers eat in a day, per meal. To be honest though I don't think a bowl of rice is too much for a meal
  • So an unfortunate thing happened... I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of "Off" bug spray into this big beautiful bowl of butterscotch pudding I had slaved over all day.
    It was Off-pudding.
  • On this day every year I start the day with a bowl of Frosted Flakes. It makes Good Friday grrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!
  • Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola "Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"
  • Super Bowl Sunday aka Happy explaining football to your wife day.
Bowling joke, Super Bowl Sunday aka

Bowling Alley Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling alley jokes and even better bowling alley puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
  • What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An Alley-Gator
  • The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
  • I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site. It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".
  • So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
  • I just started a new job in a bowling alley Yeh, just tenpin'
  • What do you call at cat that goes bowling? An alley cat!
  • What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine
  • The owner of the local bowling alley decides to divorce his wife now he has to pay her alley-money
  • Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley? Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Bowling Strike Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling strike jokes and even better bowling strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I hear you all like bowling jokes in these parts? Ehhh, strike that. I'll spare you from it
  • What's the name for a Middle Eastern fowl that can bowl three strikes in a row? Turkey turkey turkey
  • Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
  • The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
  • what do you call a person who always gets a strike in bowling? A one hit wonder
  • I imagined the final strike. With a 300 point score, onlookers cheering my perfect game... It was mind-bowling.
  • Why couldn't the bowling club attract any good players? They said 3 strikes you're out.
  • Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
  • why are the french so good at bowling they always strike
  • Did you hear that the bowling alley is closed? The workers are on strike.

Bowling Green Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling green jokes and even better bowling green puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
  • In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
  • Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? No?
    Neither did the victims.
  • One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been... ... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.
  • Whats green and gets smoked in bowls? Notre Dame
  • Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity... ...because they're originally from Bowling Green, and everyone was sorry for the loved ones they lost.
  • How do you make a winning dish? Mix some Greens and Curry and serve in a Klay bowl!
  • It's not that the Massacre at Bowling Green didn't happen... It was just an alternative event.
  • Did you guys hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? On 9/3/16 they lost to The Ohio State 77-10
  • What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Bowling joke, What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common?

Laughable Bowling Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about bowling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bowling pranks.

Jesus

My wife just asked, "What was Jesus' full name?"
So I dropped a bowling ball on her foot.

My Cousin's Wedding Night

On my cousin's wedding night he approached our grandfather and asked, "Pap, you and gram have been married for 56 years. Can you give me any advice on my wedding night?"
My grandfather responded, "take the hardest thing you got and put it where she pees."
My cousin thought for a moment and then asked, "why would I put my bowling ball in the toilet?"

What's the only difference between a p**... and a bowling ball?

I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Why don't Asians like bowling

Because it's bowring
I'm sorry

What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online?

Ebola.

I quit my job and poured years into it

Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game...

You guys hear about the guy that went bowling in NY after he came back from West Africa?

They say ebola perfect game.

What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common?

They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more.

A bowling ball jumped off the roof of a tall building.

Looking among the pieces of shattered bowling ball, the Physicist in the crowd regretfully said, "He had so much potential..."
I know I know. I'm not a dad but I teach physics and I've never made up a joke before....

Just got back from bowling...

But I'll spare you the details.

Your mom is like a bowling ball

she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more.

I asked my French friend if he watched superbowl...

...he said bowling is not so big in Europe.

What is a soup-lover's favorite sport?

Bowling

Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling

You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X.

Whenever I go bowling....

I enter my name as "3 t**...".
That way, occasionally the monitor says "Congratulations 3 t**...! You got a spare!"

My Asian friend said boring is boring.

So I knew he didn't want to go bowling.

What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a bird?

A bowled eagle!

What's the only difference between a p**... and a bowling ball?

If I want to fill all 3 of the p**...'s holes, it's extra.

What's the difference between a p**... head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

A woman ask her husband if he wants to go bowling or spend a night together at home...

The man said:
"I don't want to spend my time sticking my fingers in stinky holes where everyone putted their fingers in..
Let's go bowling!"

Me and my wife one night

My wife asked me: should we stay on the couch tonight and have a romantic evening or should we go bowling?
I repleid: well i am not sticking my fingers in some holes where every other person has stuck his sweaty dirty fingers in. So let's go bowling.

A woman was having s**... with her husband's best friend when the telephone rang

And her husband's cell phone number appeared on the caller ID.
As she answered the call, her lover jumped out of bed and began to dress in a hurry
"Relax," she said after she hung up the phone.
he was just calling to tell me that he'll be home late because he's out bowling with you.

A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral

He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though

Despair.

What a Jamaican gets when he's bowling.

Girlfriend asked me what to do this evening...

My girlfriend asked me what I wanted to do this evening? Should we go out bowling or should we go upstairs and mess around in the bed? I told her that I am NOT going to put my fingers in some dirty hole where hundreds of guys had put their fingers in before me!!! So we went bowling.

My friend asked me what my s**... life has been like in the past.....

I said it was like the Bowling Green Massacre :(

My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her

Does she walk with a limp?
No, she's just a bit shorter.

Why don't Asian people play bowling?

Because in their country it's boring

Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling?

He preferred to gut her.

The Japanese do not play bowling...

...it's boring.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a bowling ball.

Was with my girlfriend yesterday..

We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.
So we went bowling.

Why do Babies have the soft spot on the top of their heads?

So that if there is a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry them out 3 to each hand like a bowling ball.

Which sport is the quietest?

Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.

I was bowling with a friend and when it was his turn, I called out to him:

"Germany, Italy, Spain, Norway!"
"What?" My friend said.
"Europe."

If you have any puns about bowling

Spare me

My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry

so I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong

Chad's wife decided to surprise him on his birthday

and to show him that she's a cool wife, she took him to a s**... club.
At the club:
Bouncer: Hi Chad! How you doing tonight?
Wife: How does he know you?
Chad: We play golf together!
Bartender: Evening Chad! The usual?
Wife: And how does he know you?!
Chad: Um, he's on the bowling team!
Hot blonde stripper: Hey s**..., champagne room again tonight?
At this point the wife loses it and storms out of the club, dragging Chad with her, into a taxi.
Taxi driver: Hey Chad! Boy... You picked a fat one tonight huh? Same motel?

I started a Fantasy Bowling League.

But I'll spare you the details.

I got a flat tire recently...

I was lucky enough to have spotted it before I was able to drive off to my local bowling alley. Unfortunately for me, I didn't have any extra tires on me, nor was I willing to go to my local auto shop and get one.
Fortunately, I did have the bowling ball and 10 pins I was planning on bringing with me, so all I had to do was knock down 9 pins with the bowling ball, and then knock down the last one to get a spare.

What do you call a drop in online bowling players?

An ebola crisis.

I told my wife that I'd gotten a new job at the bowling alley

She said ten pin?
I said no it's permanent!

If god is bowling when its thundering...

If God is bowling when it's thundering and the angels are crying when it's raining, then what's going on up there when it's snowing...

Wife asks her husband to go bowling

She : "Honey do you want to go bowling tonight? We could also stay at home, make it cosy and watch a movie?"
He : "I really don't feel like putting my fingers in holes where everybody has already been with their filthy sweaty fingers.. come on let's go bowling"

A bowling ball and a black man fall out of a tree at the same time and altitude, what hits the ground first?

The bowling ball.
the black man stops at the neck.

Your mom is like a bowling ball.

She's round, heavy, gets picked up, fingered in three holes, tossed in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

I got kicked off my bowling team the other day

I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".
Apparently they have a three strike policy.

What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name?

Bo Ling
What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling-Pin.

Americans always get sports wrong.

Why would the Super Bowl have no bowling?

After many faithful years as a Christian, John's dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.

At the wedding he walks over to his best friend for advice.
"Hey man! What is it that I'm supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?"
"Ah, that's simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees."
"Ah! Thanks dude!"
"No problem!"
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.

What is a potter's favorite sport?

Bowling.

During isolation I have a lot of time to practice my bowling..

There's no rest for the wickets

I asked my wife what Jesus's full name was and she said she didn't remember...

till I dropped a bowling ball on her foot.

"A man scored a three hundred and one in bowling."

"How can you bowl a three hundred and one?"

"Well you can't bowl a three hundred and lose!"

Bowling joke, "A man scored a three hundred and one in bowling."

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