Bowling Green Jokes

19 bowling green jokes and hilarious bowling green puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bowling green that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bowling Green Short Jokes

Short bowling green jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bowling green humour may include short green bowls jokes also.

  1. These bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
  2. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
  3. In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
  4. One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been... ... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.
  5. Cage the Elephant only won the Grammy out of pity... ...because they're originally from Bowling Green, and everyone was sorry for the loved ones they lost.
  6. It's not that the Massacre at Bowling Green didn't happen... It was just an alternative event.
  7. Did you guys hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? On 9/3/16 they lost to The Ohio State 77-10
  8. What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
  9. My friend asked me what my s**... life has been like in the past..... I said it was like the Bowling Green Massacre :(

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Bowling Green One Liners

Which bowling green one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bowling green? I can suggest the ones about bowling alley and colour green.

  1. Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? No?
    Neither did the victims.
  2. Whats green and gets smoked in bowls? Notre Dame
  3. How do you make a winning dish? Mix some Greens and Curry and serve in a Klay bowl!

Bowling Green Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bowling green you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bowling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bowling green pranks.

I've had constipation for 3 months

Never been to the doctors in years, but took myself there as not had a number 2 in a long time.
Doc says "what have you been eating"?
I said well doc I've been eating snooker b**...!!
What?? Snooker b**... Charlie??
Yes doc, in the morning I have 3 reds a pink, bowl porridge and a nice cup of tea.
Lunch is a sandwich a black, 2 reds and a yellow washed down with another cup of tea.
For dinner I have a nice steak, 4 reds 2 blues 1 brown again washed down with a nice cup of tea.
Doc said "hey Charlie I know where you're going wrong, you ain't eating enough greens!!"

Visit to the doctor

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. 
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. 
I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.

A kid works up the nerve to ask his crush to prom...

And first he must buy the tickets. So he heads to the ticket line and waits for about a half hour until he reaches the front and finally buys two tickets for him and his date.
Then he has to buy a tuxedo, so he heads over to the tux shop but due to prom season, it is overflowing with customers all waiting to get their prom tuxes. So he waits in line for about an hour until finally he can get fitted. He buys a green vest to match his date's dress.
Then he and his date decide they want to take a limo to prom, so he heads over to the limousine rental place and stands in line for an hour and a half waiting to order a limo. When he finally gets to the front, he orders a long white limo for 8 people.
The big day finally arrives and the kid and his date and their six friends all pull up to the dining hall in their white limo but because they've arrived a little late, they have to wait in line for about 25 minutes before they can get in.
Once in the dining hall, the kid and his date head to the dinner buffet and stand behind dozens of hungry students waiting to get their food. After a 35 minute line, they finally sit down with their food when the kid's date realizes she forgot to grab a beverage.
He heads over to the punch bowl to get her some juice and is surprised to see there's no punch line.


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're a**...!'