Bowling Alley Jokes
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Funniest Bowling Alley Short Jokes
Short bowling alley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bowling alley humour may include short bowling jokes also.
- The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more. - Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? "M-my parents?"
"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..." - My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!
- I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
- The bowling alley down the street just had its 300th strike. They must have terrible working conditions.
- I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site. It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".
- So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
- The owner of the local bowling alley decides to divorce his wife now he has to pay her alley-money
- Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley? Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
- Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more.
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Bowling Alley One Liners
Which bowling alley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bowling alley? I can suggest the ones about bowling ball and bowling pins.
- What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An Alley-Gator
- I just started a new job in a bowling alley Yeh, just tenpin'
- What do you call at cat that goes bowling? An alley cat!
- What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine
- Did you hear that the bowling alley is closed? The workers are on strike.
- Just started work at a bowling alley. It's not a career it's Ten pin
- Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!
- What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling
- My friend wasn't feeling well at the bowling alley. Nevertheless, ebola 300 somehow.
Delightful Fun Bowling Alley Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about bowling alley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bowling strike jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bowling alley pranks.
I got out of my car, exasperated, and phoned my wife. I said, "Unbelievable...I was on my way to the bowling alley with my friends and my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
I got a flat tire recently...
I was lucky enough to have spotted it before I was able to drive off to my local bowling alley. Unfortunately for me, I didn't have any extra tires on me, nor was I willing to go to my local auto shop and get one.
Fortunately, I did have the bowling ball and 10 pins I was planning on bringing with me, so all I had to do was knock down 9 pins with the bowling ball, and then knock down the last one to get a spare.
I told my wife that I'd gotten a new job at the bowling alley
She said ten pin?
I said no it's permanent!
Was reading about that shooting at a bowling alley today. Luckily some of the hostages managed to escape...
They waited until 7/10, then they split...
I went to the bowling alley today...
...but is was closed for some sort of staff function, they were all on strike.
Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball?
Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more.
Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.