Bowie Knife Jokes

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Took my Bowie knife to the blacksmith to get sharpened, when he saw it he said he hadn't seen one in while...

...I could tell he was really excited because he got a huge honer.

Doctors advice

My doctor told me that going commando was healthy, but I got 20years in jail instead. Somehow I think killing my infant brother with my dads bowie knife was'nt what he meant.

What m**... weapon was used to kill Major Tom?

A bowie knife.

Did you hear how David Bowie died?

Yeah. He was stabbed.
With a Bowie knife.... (Badumm tsss...)

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