Bowel Jokes

Funniest Bowel Short Jokes

Short bowel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bowel humour may include short toilet bowl jokes also.

1. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
2. A really good bowel movement may not be the absolute greatest thing in the world But it's a solid #2.
3. I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome... ... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
4. Why do people with irritable bowel syndrome have a hard time making decisions? They can't trust their gut
5. "I've been having really painful bowel movements," I told my doctor. "How long?" he asked.
   "I can't be sure," I replied. "It's not like I measure them."
6. A man goes to an astrologer and then to a doctor for advice because he has trouble in performing bowel movements. Both of them said the same thing..... "Uranus is not in the right position".
7. What's the best thing about playing Wordle on the toilet? You can eliminate vowels and your bowels at the same time.
8. What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.
9. A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7.. "And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "OK so what's the trouble?" Man says "I don't get out of bed till 9!"
10. Worst Dad Joke of the Day? You know what IBS is, right? Irritable Bowel Syndrome. What I've got is worse, IWS, Irritable Wife Syndrome. And that kids is why Dad is sleeping on the couch tonight.

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Bowel One Liners

Which bowel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bowel? I can suggest the ones about bladder and stool.

1. What part of your body shouldn't move while dancing? Your bowels!
2. I have a nice solid bowel movement every morning at 6AM. Problem is... I wake up at 7.
3. What do you call a linguist's diarrhea? The great bowel shift.
4. My doctor asked me to keep track of my bowel movements, I said how? He said keep a log
5. What do you call it when your intestines start protesting? A bowel movement.
6. After a Week of Diarrhea... I would rate today's bowel movement a sold 2.
7. Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family.
8. What do you call a group of anuses fighting for their rights? A bowel movement
9. Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans.
10. What did Pat Sajak say when he had his intestines removed? "I'd like to buy a bowel."
11. What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel? Raspberry tart
12. Welcome to the Proctology Association's Super Bowel Forum and After-Party.
13. Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Does not apply to irritable bowel syndrome.
14. I like my bowels like I like my women... Loose.
15. What movement did the cholera outbreak in 1854's London cause? The bowel movement.

Bowel Movement Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowel movement jokes and even better bowel movement puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just bragged about my bowel movement and my father scolded me for being conceited... ...now I feel empty inside.
• A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
• dreaming again "Please help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!"
  "But that is a very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!"
  "It would be, if I didn't usually wake up at 8:30!"
• What was Mozart's first movement? His bowels.
• Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
• "Tell me about the pattern of your bowel movements?" asked my doctor. I said, "Streaky and brown."
• A man tells a doctor he is concerned about the regularity of his bowel movements. - "Each morning at 8 am."
  - "So what's the problem with that," the doctor asks.
  - "I don't wake up until nine."
• What do you call it when a cannibal's guests leave the dinner party? a bowel movement
• What's the best way to track your bowel movement? Keep a log.
• A top research doctor recently did a breakthrough study of diarrhea and other bowel movements. It was a real crapshoot.

Irritable Bowel Jokes

Here is a list of funny irritable bowel jokes and even better irritable bowel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'." I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
• What's a good name for a therapy book on coping with irritable bowel syndrome?

Howlingly Hilarious Bowel Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about bowel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bowel pranks.