Bow Legged Jokes
9 bow legged jokes and hilarious bow legged puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bow legged that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs.
I stand corrected.
Why do c**... walk bow-legged?
Their boyfriends eat with their hats on.
Why do c**... have bow-legs?
Because cowboys always eat with their hats on.
Why do c**... walk around bow-legged?
Because cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What might Shakespeare say if he met a bow-legged man?
"What h**...! Who is this that approaches with his glands in parenthesis?"
Why was the woman walking bow legged into her office at 1?
She had Five Guys for lunch.
Abbott and Costello
Costello: . . . I was in love with a bow-legged c**... and she was roundin' up cattle. Abbott: And what happened? Costello: She couldn't get her calves together. ~ Rio Rita (1942)
Three men are standing at the edge of the roof on a tall sky scraper...
There is a strong wind blowing up the side of the building from below.
o**... says, "This wind is so strong, it will bow you right back up if you happen to fall off, watch!" He steps off the edge and falls about 30 feet before spreading his arms and legs out to catch the air. He slows, then rises back up to land gently on the roof again.
The second guy says "That's awesome, I'm going to try". He steps off the roof and falls 120 stories to his death.
Third guy says "Superman, you are a mean drunk".
Bowlegged Pirate
Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs
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