The Best 56 Bow Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bow jokes. There are some bow arrow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bow knot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bow Jokes and Puns

A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen....

He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an 'ah so', and leaves.

He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time he gets much less yen. He looks quizzically at the teller and she says to him, 'fluctuations'!!

He angrily grabs the cash and storms out. As he's leaving the branch he comes back in and yells at the top of his voice: 'fluc you Americans too!!!'

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.

He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"

Why couldn't the Mexican fire his bow?

He didn't habenero.

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Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."

She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother!

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

I like my women like I like my champagne

13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht

The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!

The Paladin: You have my sword!

The Elf: And my bow!

The Dwarf: And my axe!

The Necromancer: And your father!

Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?

Because he didn't habanero..

Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow?

He didn't habanero.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

'Cause they don't Habanero!

Three statisticians are bow hunting in the woods and see a deer...

The first shoots his arrow and misses to the right by three feet.

The second shoots and misses three feet to the left.

The third throws up his arms and yells, "We got him!"

What do u call a fish with a bow tie?

So*fish*ticated

Arrows & Targets

A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."

I recently learned how to swallow a rope and have it come out the other end tied up in a bow.

I shit you knot.

A statistics joke...

Three statisticians go deer hunting with bows. They see a giant buck in the woods. Statistician #1 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the left. Statistician #2 fires his arrow--it goes 10 yards to the right. Statistician #3 throws down his bow and yells, "We got it!"

A piece of string walks into a bar...

And the bartender kicks him out while yelling "I don't serve your kind in here, string!" The string really wanted a drink though, so he bent over and rubbed his head on the ground for a bit. Then he ties himself in a bow and walks back inside. The bartender sees him and immediately starts yelling "Aren't you that same string I just kicked out?!" To which the string replies "No sir, I'm a frayed knot".

A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster

Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!

Hunter: You have my bow!

Warrior: And my axe!

Mage: And my staff!

Necromancer: And your dead brother!

I got kicked out of band camp for trying to play a guitar with a bow.

They said I violated it.

Jesus and the woman taken in adultery

The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"

All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.

"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"

comeback is real!

A professor and a fool

A professor was walking along a very narrow hall when he came face to face with a rival.
The passage way was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said with a sneer,
I never make way for fools!

Smiling, the Gracious Professor stepped aside and with a bow replied, I Always Do.

A man forgets his wife's birthday...

So his wife says to him "tomorrow I better wake up and there will be something with a bow on it that go from 0-200 in the blink of any eye."

The next day the wife wakes up and in the driveway is a big box with a bow on it. Excitedly she opens the box and much to her surprise all she uncovers is a scale.

I love my bow and arrow, but…

…there's one drawback.

What did the bow tie say to the top hat?

You go on a head, I'll hang around

I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.

I get no respect.

At a hospital

Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes

Father : and my smile

Aragorn : you have my sword

Legolas : and you have my bow

Gimli : and my axe

Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again

What does a bow do when it's cold?

It quivers

A little girl went bow hunting with her Dad,

and when they found two nice ones she put her hair in pigtails.

A husband wanted to surprise his wife on their anniversary by putting a little bow tie on his manhood, but got worried she wouldn't notice it after she turned out the lights.

She found it touching.

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

A couple of weeks before my wife's birthday she pulls me aside and explains, "For my birthday I would like to see something that goes from 0 to 200 in the driveway."

Well, I stand there thinking for awhile and it hits me! I buy it, have it wrapped with a big bow.

On her birthday she comes out and sees it all wrapped and beautiful. She rips the wrapping off and....it's a scale.

Incidentally, does anyone have a couch for me to crash on for awhile?

Why do all the Norwegian military vessels have barcodes on the bow?

So upon their return, they can Scandinavian

A string walks into a bar.

The bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar.

The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before?" and the string goes, "Nope! I'm a frayedΒ knot!"

A man walks into the bar and takes a stool next to a duck on the bar...

Man: what's with the duck?
Bartender: oh he's magic
M: what?
B: magic... So you whisper your greatest desire in his ear and immediately he grants it
M: no way
B: try it!

The man leans into the ducks ear and whispers something and *poof* a small man in a suit with tails and a white bow tie appears on the bar.

M: well it must be broken because I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist...

Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow?

Yeah, I don't wanna Tell you.

3 strings walk into a bar.

The first one orders a drink.

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."

So the second string ties itself into a bow and proceeds to order a drink.

"Nope", says the bartender, "you're a string."

Then the third string ties itself into a knot and frays each end, then orders a drink.

The bartender eyes the string up and down and says, "Aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Frayed knot!"

A man is golfing when a funeral precession drives across the bridge ahead...

The man proceeds to bow his head in respect. As the procession finally makes its way through, the mans friend says, "that's very admirable of you for taking a moment of respect". The man replies, "it's the least I could do, she's my wife."

Did you hear about the conductor who was arrested for inciting violins?

They strung him up, but he didn't fret.

*Cogwheel takes a bow*

Grandpas joke: Ellen's church recognition

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.

Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.

Ellen smiles and bows.

Paster Davis: to reward your efforts, why don't you pick out the next 3 hymns.

Ellen points into the crowd "I'll take him, him, and him"

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What's a spanish bow called?

An elbow

I thought I got a great deal on this new bow.

Turned out to just be a nock-off

What's wool's favourite meme?

Cashmere outside, how bow dah?

Some joke my dad told me a long time ago

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How do you say elbow in Spanish?

El bow

Thank you for your time. Good day!

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

:D

Bow Wow

A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram.

He fills out a form and writes down the telegram he wishes to send:

"Bow wow wow, bow wow wow."

The clerk says,

"You can add another 'Bow wow' for the same price."

The dog looks at the clerk and says,

"Now wouldn't that sound a little silly?"

What kind of bow does gay Robin Hood shoot with?

Rainbow

Why was the woman walking bow legged into her office at 1?

She had Five Guys for lunch.

Two dogs having a serious conversation

Dog 1-Bow bow

Dog 2-Bow bow

Dog 1-Bow bow

Dog 2- Bow bow

Dog 1-Cow cow

Dog 2- Don't change the topic.

What do you call the rear of a dog ship.

The Bow Wow.

If Syria had a Dr. Phil show, do you think the unruly teen girl would say

Gas me Assad how bow dah?

Take a bow, son!

Sorry, I only wear cravates

What part of the body is also the name for a Mexican gift decoration?

El Bow

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Whenever a stranger in public calls my daughter princess...

I order them to bow before me, for I am apparently their King.

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