The Best 28 Bovine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bovine jokes. There are some bovine goat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bovine udderly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bovine Jokes and Puns

A cow once saved my life.

I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention.

What are donkeys?

If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?


What do you call bovine masturbation?

Beef stroganoff!

Bovine joke, What do you call bovine masturbation?

Tapeworms in a cow

Time for another terrible joke.

So, there are these two tapeworms in a cow. They are talking and just generally gossiping a bunch. One of them tells the other something shocking. The other tapeworm says. "Where did you ever hear that" The first tapeworm replies.

"I heard it through the bovine."

I'll show myself out now.

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Deep in the heart of the Amazon, we have just discovered a new type of Bovine mammal. Named after the place where they were discovered, the gully bulls make their home in the bottom of a chasm. This Sar Chasm as it is known to the locals, was carved out of the bedrock by the river at the bottom. The gully bulls live at the bottom and their drool feeds the river that turns the wheel that powers the Internet.

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a self harming bovine?

A moo-tilator.

Bovine joke, What do you call a self harming bovine?

If you made a viral video of a cow...

It'd be called a bo-Vine.

Why do people prefer male bovine over female?

Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak.

When the Greeks invaded Troy, why did their plot use an equine model instead of a bovine one?

Because if it was bovine, their plan would be in sham-bulls.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator!


You can explore bovine herds reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bovine bulls dad jokes. There are also bovine puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

The was once a very inquisitive Arctic bovine

He loved nothing more than to go around saying, "Excuse me, I musk ox you a question."

What 6-second video sharing site is made especially for cows?


Did you know that the Venezuelans use the excrement of a rare species of bovine in an ancient dish passed down from generation to generation?

I lied it's all bullshit.

I don't care what you say about bovine faeces

It's Bullshit.

Everytime an outbreak of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) occurs,

The hospitals are thrown into udder madness.

Bovine joke, Everytime an outbreak of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) occurs,

What do you call a bovine priest that swings both ways?

A holy bi bull

To err is human, to forage is


What do bovines need to help their bones grow?


What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A cow pi.

What happens when you plant a cow?

It grows into a bovine.

There isn't enough recognition for the farmer who used his barren field to host the first Bovine Boxing tournament

He gave up an awful lot to see some bulls hit.

You guys hear about the cow space program?

They want to travel a bovine beyond

A biologist specialized in bovine excrement found a specimen and exclaimed

"This is bullshit!"

Me trying to impress my girl with big words

Darling, you look absolutely... bovine

Steer clear if you don't like cow puns

Why are cows the most forgiving animals?
Because forgiveness is bovine.
Alternatively: because they're always ready to turn the udder cheek.

Why is it best to hug a cow right after it eats?
Because then it's extra cuddly.

I knew this guy whose favorite thing was to cover a cow's eyes. He just loved to make them low and behold.

You know what makes cow puns so great?
You can always come up with an udder one.

What do you call it when a cow saves your life?

Bovine intervention.

In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals.

Holy Cow!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bovine jerky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bovine sheep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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