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Bovine Jokes

40 bovine jokes and hilarious bovine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bovine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A good laugh is always welcome. Enjoy a collection of bovine-related jokes about cows, calves, oxen, herds, and other bovine valve-related topics. Lighten up your day with these amusing cows-related puns and stories.

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Funniest Bovine Short Jokes

Short bovine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bovine humour may include short cows jokes also.

  1. Have you heard of the leader of the bovine communist movement? Cow Zedong, better known as Chairman Cow.
    Great guy.
    Had the most mooving speeches.
  2. milk and yogurt are arguing. milk: you're just so thick, gosh Yogurt: you uncultured bovine
  3. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
  4. There isn't enough recognition for the farmer who used his barren field to host the first Bovine Boxing tournament He gave up an awful lot to see some bulls hit.
  5. What 6-second video sharing site is made especially for cows? Bovine!
  6. How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator!
    Ba-dum-tsss!
  7. To err is human, to forage is Bovine
  8. Everytime an outbreak of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) occurs, The hospitals are thrown into udder madness.
  9. Eating dairy is wrong. That belongs to the bovines, we have no right to take it from them. It's cow-tural appropriation.
  10. What do veterinarians use to deal with bowel disease in bovines? Cowlostomies

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Bovine One Liners

Which bovine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bovine? I can suggest the ones about cattle and dairy cow.

  1. What should a bovine tranquilizer be called? A bulldozer
  2. NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!
  3. What are donkeys? If cows are bovine and horses are equine, what are donkeys?
    Assenine.
  4. What do you call it when a cow saves your life? Bovine intervention.
  5. You guys hear about the cow space program? They want to travel a bovine beyond
  6. A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention.
  7. What do you call a cow crawling up a wall? A bovine!
  8. In India, they regard Bovine creatures as sacred animals. Holy Cow!
  9. What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow
  10. What do you call a self harming bovine? A moo-tilator.
  11. Me trying to impress my girl with big words Darling, you look absolutely... bovine
  12. What happens when you plant a cow? It grows into a bovine.
  13. What do you call a bovine priest that swings both ways? A holy bi bull
  14. What do bovines need to help their bones grow? Cow-cium
  15. If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine.

Bovine Cow Jokes

Here is a list of funny bovine cow jokes and even better bovine cow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a magical cow A Devine bovine
  • What do you call a cow in a 6 second video? A BoVine
  • What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
Bovine joke, What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

Laughable Bovine Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about bovine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bovine pranks.

very old jokes, but I haven't seen them here before

A male bovine has unfortunately just swallowed a ticking time bomb. How would you describe this situation in one word?
Abominable.
Five minutes later the bomb has detonated leaving little beyond a small hole in the ground. What one word describes the new situation?
Noble.

What do you call bovine m**...?

Beef stroganoff!

Why do people prefer male bovine over female?

Many would rather be served a Sir l**... than a Miss Steak.

Steer clear if you don't like cow puns

Why are cows the most forgiving animals?
Because forgiveness is bovine.
Alternatively: because they're always ready to turn the udder cheek.
Why is it best to hug a cow right after it eats?
Because then it's extra cuddly.
I knew this guy whose favorite thing was to cover a cow's eyes. He just loved to make them low and behold.
You know what makes cow puns so great?
You can always come up with an udder one.

A biologist specialized in bovine e**... found a specimen and exclaimed

"This is b**...!"

Tapeworms in a cow

Time for another terrible joke.
So, there are these two tapeworms in a cow. They are talking and just generally gossiping a bunch. One of them tells the other something shocking. The other tapeworm says. "Where did you ever hear that" The first tapeworm replies.
"I heard it through the bovine."
I'll show myself out now.

Bovine joke, What do you call a bovine priest that swings both ways?