Bourne Jokes

Funniest Bourne Short Jokes

Short bourne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bourne humour may include short films jokes also.

1. I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons.
2. My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.
3. Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer. The Bourne Again Christian
4. I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.
5. I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons.
6. Some diseases are airborne, some are waterborne... But the Matt Damon disease is Jason Bourne
7. Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again
8. Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
9. The next Bourne movie is a prequel about a baby Jason Bourne. They're calling it New Bourne.
10. They're making a new Jason Bourne movie where he becomes a devout Christian... It's called Jason Bourne Again

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Bourne One Liners

Which bourne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bourne? I can suggest the ones about jason bourne and remake.

1. what do you call Jason Bourne's Australian wife? mel bourne
2. What do you call a baby Matt Damon? A new-Bourne
3. How did Bourne send data to the CIA? JSON
4. Did you hear about Jason Bourne's australian counterpart Mel Bourne
5. What if Jason got birthed? Well,I called him Jason Bourne.
6. Will I understand A Star Is Born? If I haven't seen any of the other Bourne movies?
7. Why can't Matt Damon find work? Because he was Bourne yesterday.
8. Sweden should remake the Bourne Identity Films and call them The Bjorn Identity
9. What did Jason Bourne say after being given his code name? I wasn't Bourne yesterday.
10. Spoiler alert: the new Bourne movie has... Tommy Lee Jones chasing a fugitive.
11. I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?
12. Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
13. Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
14. Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
15. Why does Matt Damon refuse to have s**... in his newest movie? Because he's Bourne again.

Jason Bourne Jokes

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• Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne? It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted

Comical Bourne Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

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