Bourne Jokes

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I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley

Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons.

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since.

I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.

I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan.

I'm finally battling my Damons.

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I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and I have planned to get my revenge on Matt Damon ever since.

I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne!

Some diseases are airborne, some are waterborne...

But the Matt Damon disease is Jason Bourne

Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie. I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents...

It's called Bourne Again

what do you call Jason Bourne's Australian wife?

mel bourne

Why does Matt Damon refuse to have sex in his newest movie?

Because he's Bourne again.

Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie?

Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne

Did you hear about Jason Bourne's australian counterpart

Mel Bourne

The next Bourne movie is a prequel about a baby Jason Bourne.

They're calling it New Bourne.

They're making a new Jason Bourne movie where he becomes a devout Christian...

It's called Jason Bourne Again

If Jason Bourne is bad at remembering things now...

...I can only imagine how he's going to be as an old man.

Will I understand A Star Is Born?

If I haven't seen any of the other Bourne movies?

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?


I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown...

...could it be Bourne and Bread?

Spoiler alert: the new Bourne movie has...

Tommy Lee Jones chasing a fugitive.

Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne?

It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted

What if Jason got birthed?

Well,I called him Jason Bourne.

Sweden should remake the Bourne Identity Films and call them The Bjorn Identity

Why can't Matt Damon find work?

Because he was Bourne yesterday.

What did Jason Bourne say after being given his code name?

I wasn't Bourne yesterday.

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