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65 bounty jokes and hilarious bounty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bounty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Bounty Short Jokes

Short bounty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bounty humour may include short prize jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head.
    ...I'll see myself out. :-/
  2. pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said "what's with the paper towel." he said "arrgh got a Bounty on me head."
  3. A pirate walks in a bar... A pirate walks in a bar with a paper towel on his head, the bartender says "whats with that" the Pirate says "ARR!! I have Bounty on me head"
  4. A pirate wearing a paper towel on his head walks into a bar. The bartender asks What's with the paper towel? The pirate says Arrr matey, I have a bounty on me head!
  5. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
  6. A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey pirate, what's with the paper towel on your head?"
    The pirate replies, "Arrr, I got a bounty on me head."
  7. A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender sees this and asks him why.
    The pirate replies, "Arr, I've got a bounty on me head!"
  8. Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed.
  9. A pirate walks into his favorite bar with a roll of paper towels on his head The bartender says " What's with the paper towels Skipper? "
    The pirate says " Arr, there be a bounty on me head "
  10. A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel stuck under his hat... The bartender says "what's up with the paper towel under your hat?"
    The pirate replied "Arrgh, there be a Bounty on me head!"

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Bounty One Liners

Which bounty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bounty? I can suggest the ones about bazaar and bond.

  1. How do you kill a guy with a coconut allergy? You put a bounty on his head.
  2. What do you call a fruity bounty hunter? A mangolorian
  3. My paper towels went missing so I hired a Bounty hunter.
  4. What do you call an overweight bounty hunter? Boba Fat
  5. What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable.
  6. My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter… …Apparently, she makes a killing.
  7. Where do Bounty Hunters go to eat? Bo Buffet
  8. What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.
  9. What paper towel brand do pirates treasure? Bounty.
  10. I lost my paper towels, I think I need a bounty hunter.
  11. What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret
  12. What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals? Frog the Bounty Hunter
  13. Did you hear about the man that robbed the sweet shop? A Bounty was placed on his head
  14. What's the best bounty hunter in the galaxy with one eye? Boba Fetty Wap
  15. What do you call a fat Bounty Hunter? Bobuffet

Bounty Hunter Jokes

Here is a list of funny bounty hunter jokes and even better bounty hunter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • With all the missing paper towels and napkins everywhere... You could say that right now, I'm a Bounty hunter
  • After finding a Twix and two Mars bars I began to realise that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter
  • Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters.
  • I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars I have a Boba fettish
  • I've trained my German Shepherd to find any paper towels that are missing from my house. He is auditioning for the next Dog the Bounty hunter.
  • Two bounty hunters are staring at Han Solo frozen in carbonite. One says to the other, "I'm glad it's not a bust."
    The other says, "Yeah, what a relief."
  • In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad? Boba Fetta cheese
    Happy May 4th
  • After finding 3 mars bars, 2 twix some M n M's and a milkyway i realised i wasn't cut out to be a bounty hunter.
  • I was really upset when I lost my paper towels I was SO upset that they had gone missing that I had to hire a BOUNTY hunter *ba dum tss*
  • Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett

Bounty Bar Jokes

Here is a list of funny bounty bar jokes and even better bounty bar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Is that a napkin on your head?"
    Pirate replies " No, it be a bounty".
  • An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat. Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"
    Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."
  • After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's... I think I'm going to give up on Bounty hunting.
Bounty joke, After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's...

Bounty joke, After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's...

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Amusing Bounty Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about bounty you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean royalty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bounty prank.

A bounty hunter walks . . .

. . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters.
" I just got the one today" He replies, "The Brown Paper Kid"
The bounty hunter asks "Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"
"Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown paper pants"
"Okay sure. Whats he wanted for?"
"Rustling"

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head.

He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty r**....
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

A pirate is sitting at the bar

With a paper towel hat on his head, the bartender, being curious to why this pirate would make himself look completely ridiculous, goes to the pirate and asks him why on earth does he have a paper towel hat on. The pirate looks the bartender right in the eye and says "Arrrg I have a bounty on me head"

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A t**....

Who's your daddy?

A father's daughter brought home her prospective fiancee
It was the first time he'd met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit
"So, what do you do for a living?" he asked
"I have no job" he replied
"Really? Well how do you expect to provide for my daughter?"
"God will provide, I'm sure" was the answer from the intended
"And how exactly will he do that then?"
"God is merciful and will ensure we do not want" he said with all sincerity
"And how about if you have kids? Who looks after you then?"
"God will ensure he provides bounty for the whole family"
"OK, so you say, but exactly how will God provide this?"
"I don't know yet. God will move in his own mysterious ways"
At this point, the father gives up and leaves the house fuming, heading straight for the bar. there he meets his friend Dave who asks,
"What's up friend? You seem troubled"
"Well, I've just met my girl's new fiancé"
"Oh man, bad news?"
"Well, on the plus side, he does at least seem to think I'm God..."

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.

Bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.
The pirate smiles and says, "That be the bounty on me head!"

Did you hear about the massive bounty on Cerberus' head?

Apparently, he turned himself in.

A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.

He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, I've got your bandit just as you requested 'dead and alive'.
The mayor says, not 'dead AND alive', 'dead OR alive'.
The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, I guess we should open the box then.

I'm looking for the man who wears a paper towel as a hat...

...he has a bounty on his head.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

He asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel on your head?"
The pirate responds "ARRR, I got a Bounty on me head!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel tucked partially under his hat. The bartender says to him, "Oi, what's that?" The pirate responds, "Aargggh, I've got a bounty on me head."

A pirate walks into a bar

I pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel where his hat should be, hanging down covering part of his face. The bartender asked if he was hiding his face for a reason.
"Aye," the pirate said. "I have a bounty on me head."

Bounty joke, My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter…

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