Bounty Hunter Jokes
44 bounty hunter jokes and hilarious bounty hunter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bounty hunter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bounty Hunter Short Jokes
Short bounty hunter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bounty hunter humour may include short bounty jokes also.
- What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!
- With all the missing paper towels and napkins everywhere... You could say that right now, I'm a Bounty hunter
- After finding a Twix and two Mars bars I began to realise that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter
- Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters.
- I've trained my German Shepherd to find any paper towels that are missing from my house. He is auditioning for the next Dog the Bounty hunter.
- Two bounty hunters are staring at Han Solo frozen in carbonite. One says to the other, "I'm glad it's not a bust."
The other says, "Yeah, what a relief." - In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad? Boba Fetta cheese
Happy May 4th - After finding 3 mars bars, 2 twix some M n M's and a milkyway i realised i wasn't cut out to be a bounty hunter.
- I was really upset when I lost my paper towels I was SO upset that they had gone missing that I had to hire a BOUNTY hunter *ba dum tss*
- What was the name of the female s**... turned bounty hunter? Jane Doe Unchained.
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Bounty Hunter One Liners
Which bounty hunter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bounty hunter? I can suggest the ones about bounty bar and bandit.
- What do you call a fruity bounty hunter? A mangolorian
- My paper towels went missing so I hired a Bounty hunter.
- What do you call an overweight bounty hunter? Boba Fat
- My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter… …Apparently, she makes a killing.
- Where do Bounty Hunters go to eat? Bo Buffet
- What do you call a star wars bounty hunter who loves tropical fruit ? Mango Fett.
- I lost my paper towels, I think I need a bounty hunter.
- What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret
- What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals? Frog the Bounty Hunter
- What's the best bounty hunter in the galaxy with one eye? Boba Fetty Wap
- What do you call a fat Bounty Hunter? Bobuffet
- I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars I have a Boba fettish
- Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett
- What do you call an anxious bounty hunter in Star Wars? Boba Fret
- What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta
Bounty Hunter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about bounty hunter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deer hunter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bounty hunter pranks.
A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.
He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, I've got your bandit just as you requested 'dead and alive'.
The mayor says, not 'dead AND alive', 'dead OR alive'.
The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, I guess we should open the box then.
A bounty hunter walks . . .
. . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters.
" I just got the one today" He replies, "The Brown Paper Kid"
The bounty hunter asks "Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"
"Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown paper pants"
"Okay sure. Whats he wanted for?"
"Rustling"
Lately, I've been m**... to Star Wars bounty hunters...
I think I've got a Boba Fettish.
The brown paper cowboy
A bounty hunter wandered into an old Texan town, looking for the latest wanted posters. Not finding any, he made his way to the local sheriff's office. ''So, who needs bringing in around here?" he asked the sheriff.
''Well, there's only one godawful fugitive around here, the baddest guy in the west. They call him the brown paper cowboy.''
'Why do they call him that?'' asks the bounty hunter.
''Because he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper jacket, and brown paper boots.''
''Weird'' says the bounty hunter. ''What's he wanted for?"
''Rustlin','' says the sheriff.