Boundary Jokes

28 boundary jokes and hilarious boundary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boundary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Boundary Short Jokes

Short boundary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boundary humour may include short border jokes also.

  1. If you can't handle me at my worst... Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries.
  2. (popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
  3. My daughter thinks I don't respect her personal boundaries Or at least that's what she wrote in her diary
  4. My wife thinks I don't respect her boundaries I was so shocked, I didn't want to read her diary anymore.
  5. The thing I love most about dad jokes... how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father.
  6. Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. Apparently I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries. They said I was borderline incompetent.
  7. Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
  8. Apparently I have boundary issues At least that's what my neighbor wrote in his journal anyway
  9. Did you hear about the blind cartographer who groped his coworker? He has no sense of boundaries...
  10. I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said.

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Boundary One Liners

Which boundary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boundary? I can suggest the ones about area and district.

  1. My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
  2. My roommate accused me of not respecting his boundaries.. Totally ruined our bath.
  3. My girlfriend is mad at me According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
  4. According to my wife's diary, I have boundary issues.
  5. My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues.
  6. Why Did the mother in law cross the road? She thought it was a boundary.
  7. According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues.
  8. According to my neighbor's diary, I have "boundary issues".
  9. There was a cartographer that groped his coworker No sense of boundaries
  10. Evidently, I have boundary issues according to my neighbors journal.
  11. Apparently I have boundary issues Or at least thats what it says in my neighbours diary
  12. I think that my girlfriend is mad at me According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
  13. I'm in trouble with my girlfriend. According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
  14. According to my neighbors journal I have boundary issues
  15. Love knows no boundaries Thats why Israel shot it down when it entered their airspace

Boundary joke, Love knows no boundaries

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Boundary Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about boundary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean division jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boundary pranks.

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

Boundary joke, According to my neighbor's diary,