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My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the first.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
My girlfriend is mad at me
According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
According to my wife's diary,
I have boundary issues.
My wife is mad at me.
Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues.
Why Did the mother in law cross the road?
She thought it was a boundary.
According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues.
According to my neighbor's diary,
I have "boundary issues".
Evidently, I have boundary issues
according to my neighbors journal.
Apparently I have boundary issues
Or at least thats what it says in my neighbours diary
Apparently I have boundary issues
At least that's what my neighbor wrote in his journal anyway
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I think that my girlfriend is mad at me
According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
I'm in trouble with my girlfriend.
According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
According to my neighbors journal
I have boundary issues
I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues...
at least that's what her diary said.
I built a fence 6 inches over the property line and my neighbor got right up in my face.
He has real boundary issues.
What's the problem with a nuclear engineer with boundary issues?
You give them an inch and they take 3 miles.
They asked me if I'd sit on the boundary between two properties.
I'm on the fence about it.
He always writes these things on Fridays...
My neighbors journal says I have Boundary Issues
