Bounces Jokes
43 bounces jokes and hilarious bounces puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bounces that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bounces Short Jokes
Short bounces jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bounces humour may include short bouncing jokes also.
- I've just started a new business selling trampoline in Prague Getting a lot of orders, but the Czechs keep bouncing.
- My girlfriend hates it when I tap the brakes to make the car bounce when I listen to hiphop. But when I think about it, she never did like brakedancing.
- So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, "Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"
- I've very recently started a company selling trampolines in Prague… My first Czech bounced.
- I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce It's a boing 747
- I made my wife's dreams come true and we were married in a castle. But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around during the ceremony.
- My friend has been terribly depressed since he went bungy jumping and the cord snapped. He just hasn't bounced back.
- A plane malfunctioned and went for a nosedive mid-flight, but it just bounced after touching the ground. Boeing.
- How do you make a water bed bounce? Use spring water
- Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce.
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Which bounces one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bounces? I can suggest the ones about bounced and bouncing ball.
- What sound does an airplane make when it bounces off the ground? Boeing.
- What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing
- What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing boeing boeing
- What bounces and makes children sad? The checks I write to the Make-A-Wish foundation.
- What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea.
- What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!
- What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
- What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks.
- What noise does a aeroplane make when it bounces? Boeing
- What do you call a Irish man bouncing off the walls? Rick O Shea
- What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage.
- What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? "BOEING!"
- What do you call an Irish child that is bouncing off the walls? Rick O'Shay
- Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce.
- What Do You Call A Plane That Bounces Off The Ground Boeing
Unearthly Funniest Bounces Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about bounces you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bounced check jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bounces pranks.
A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
How do you call a plane that bounces off a runway?
A Boeing
What do you name an Irish baby that bounces when you throw it at a wall?
Rick O'Shea
If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground?
Boeing
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
what do you call water that bounces?
Spring water.
What do you call an airplane that bounces
Boeing Boeing Boeing
What do you call a woman that bounces from o**... to the next?
t**... pauline!
Context:Thought of this after sleeping with my roommate whom I slept with before she starting sleeping with the other roommate...
What do you call a drunk Irish guy who bounces off the walls?
Rick O' Shea
A hearse was driving down the road...
When all of the sudden the back doors fling open. The coffin flies out of the hearse and it bounces all around the town, it cannot stop.
Eventually it stops and lands right in front of a drug store. The man in the coffin rises up and says Hey, you guys have anything that can stop this coughin'?
On average how many planes c**... each year?
Typically in bounces between 7, 3, and 7. But recently it's at Max 8
Why do they call it Spring?
Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
A guy walks into a bar
And bounces off
What do you call a man who bounces off things?
Rick O' Shay.
All about money
Heard a man say to his wife;
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You will take to your grave the entire balance of your savings account. I on the other hand will die earnestly hoping my last check bounces.
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me ...
Unless it's really cold because then I have reduced elasticity.
