Boulder Jokes

52 boulder jokes and hilarious boulder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boulder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out these hilarious Boulder jokes! Boulders are a common sedimentary and igneous stone found across the state of Colorado. Enjoy these jokes to brighten your day and spread laughter about our beloved Boulder.

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Funniest Boulder Short Jokes

Short boulder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boulder humour may include short rock climbing jokes also.

  1. Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
  2. Why did the coward suddenly feel brave after touching a big rock? Because he felt a little boulder.
  3. Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
  4. When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock... It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
  5. Quarry I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!" "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"
  6. My friend said I was not assertive enough to farm rocks. You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.
  7. My friend told me I didnthave the confidence to farm rocks. You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.
  8. There was a man who died while going on a hike. He saw a sign by the foot of a high cliffside and went to read it. It said "Watch out for falling boulders." He died of cancer.
  9. Artist: "I always show my paintings to large rocks because I need their opinion." Everyone knows that "Beauty is in the eye of the boulder."
  10. Your mother Your mother is so prodigious they do not measure her weight in stone, they measure it in boulder!

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Boulder One Liners

Which boulder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boulder? I can suggest the ones about pebble and cobblestones.

  1. What did the shy pebble want to be? A little boulder
  2. What did the shy pebble wish for? Only that he could be a little boulder!
  3. Did you hear about the rock that faced his greatest fear? He is now a little boulder.
  4. I'm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks It makes me boulder
  5. Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive? Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
  6. How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain? He just rolls with it.
  7. What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!
  8. How did the pebble get over its shyness? It became a little boulder
  9. Why did the rock jump of the cliff? It wanted to be boulder
  10. Which one is more brave, a stone or a stump? A stone, because it's a little boulder.
  11. Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors? Rock. He was Boulder.
  12. Which is more courageous a pebble or a stick? The pebble, it's a little boulder.
  13. Why did the rock go to the therapist? Because it wanted to be a little boulder.
  14. What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock and roll.
  15. What did the boulder say to the sand? Dayum, you fine.

Boulder joke, What did the boulder say to the sand?

Hilarious Boulder Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about boulder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rocky mountain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boulder pranks.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock.
Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

I used to be embarrassed by my geology f**....

I started off s**... gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.

I asked my friend "Do you know any other word for a big rock?"

He said "Boulder?"
I said **"Do you know any other word for a big rock?"**

My friend and I were hiking

Me: "That's a huge rock over there!"
Him: "Boulder."
Me: **"That's a huge rock over there."**

I got a new job at a quarry today, and the foreman was showing me around when

I saw this huge rock. I told him, "Wow! That's a really big rock!"
"Boulder." He says.
**"WOW!!!! THATS A REALLY MASSIVE ROCK,"** I say while puffing my chest out.

A lawyer and a boulder are dropped from a cliff at the same time. Which hits the ground first?

Who cares?

I just had s**... with a boulder

Now I have sisyphus

My friends dared me to throw a rock at my neighbour's window

I was too nervous. I guess I'll be boulder next time.

Child 1: "Dad why did you name me rose?"

Child 1: "Dad why did you name me rose?"

Dad: "Because when you were born a little rose petal fell on your forehead, it was such a beautiful moment."
Child 2: "And why did you name me Lily?"
Dad: "Because when you were born a little Lily fluttered onto your forehead"
Dad: "Shut up Boulder!"

Why did the boulder commit s**...?

He hit rock bottom.

Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry?

It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder

Me: "What do you call a big rock?"

Person: "Boulder."
**Me:** **"What do you call a big rock?"**

Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office

The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"

Kris came from a family where it's a tradition to take out their giant boulder and put it in front of their house every year for a few days

Most of their neighbors were fine with it, but some were bothered by it, including an individual named Smith who had a history of conflict with the family.
This year, he was thinking of hitting the boulder to simply show disrespect to the family, but he was still considering it.
The question remains, will Smith slap Kris' rock?

Boulder joke, Kris came from a family where it's a tradition to take out their giant boulder and put it in front o

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