Hilarious Boulder Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What did the boulder say to the other boulder?
I rock. You Rock. We Rock.
Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
I used to be embarrassed by my geology f**....
I started off s**... gravel but now I'm feeling a little boulder.
What did the shy pebble wish for?
Only that he could be a little boulder!
What was the shy rock's wish?
To be a little boulder!
How did the pebble get over its shyness?
It became a little boulder
I asked my friend "Do you know any other word for a big rock?"
He said "Boulder?"
I said **"Do you know any other word for a big rock?"**
Short and cute giggles.
What did the shy little pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder!
My friend and I were hiking
Me: "That's a huge rock over there!"
Him: "Boulder."
Me: **"That's a huge rock over there."**
I got a new job at a quarry today, and the foreman was showing me around when
I saw this huge rock. I told him, "Wow! That's a really big rock!"
"Boulder." He says.
**"WOW!!!! THATS A REALLY MASSIVE ROCK,"** I say while puffing my chest out.
Why did the rock go to the therapist?
Because it wanted to be a little boulder.
A lawyer and a boulder are dropped from a cliff at the same time. Which hits the ground first?
Who cares?
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My friend told me I didnthave the confidence to farm rocks.
You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.
How did the rock choose her soul mate?
She went with the boulder one.
I was walking through a quarry...
and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"
"Boulder" he replied. So I puffed my chest out and shouted "THAT'S A BIG ROCK!"
I used to be afraid of heights until I started rock climbing...
Now I feel boulder.
What do you call an alcoholic sitting on a boulder?
On the rocks
I just had s**... with a boulder
Now I have sisyphus
My friend said I was not assertive enough to farm rocks.
You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock and roll.
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Which is more courageous a pebble or a stick?
The pebble, it's a little boulder.
What do you called a confused boulder?
a boulduhh...
My friends dared me to throw a rock at my neighbour's window
I was too nervous. I guess I'll be boulder next time.
Your mother
Your mother is so prodigious they do not measure her weight in stone, they measure it in boulder!
When I'm feeling shy, I like to think about my pet rock...
It always inspires me to be a little boulder.
Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision...
Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
What did the shy pebble want to be?
A little boulder
What did the boulder say to the sand?
Dayum, you fine.
Artist: "I always show my paintings to large rocks because I need their opinion."
Everyone knows that "Beauty is in the eye of the boulder."
Why did the rock jump of the cliff?
It wanted to be boulder
Child 1: "Dad why did you name me rose?"
Child 1: "Dad why did you name me rose?"
Dad: "Because when you were born a little rose petal fell on your forehead, it was such a beautiful moment."
Child 2: "And why did you name me Lily?"
Dad: "Because when you were born a little Lily fluttered onto your forehead"
Child 3: ADGHRSSDF!!! MMHGJGD!!
Dad: "Shut up Boulder!"
Why did the boulder commit s**...?
He hit rock bottom.
Why is Dwayne Johnson the bravest man alive?
Because he's Boulder than all the rest!
Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors?
Rock. He was Boulder.
Why isn't there ever anyone named William working at a querry?
It takes more than Will-power to move a boulder
Why did the timid lawyer sue her landscaper for delivering oversized rocks?
She wanted to try something a little boulder.
Which one is more brave, a stone or a stump?
A stone, because it's a little boulder.
What did Donkey say after he got engaged?
I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
What did the wife boulder say to her husband boulder when she wanted a divorce?
It's been a rocky relationship, I think it's time we broke up.
How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain?
He just rolls with it.
Me: "What do you call a big rock?"
Person: "Boulder."
**Me:** **"What do you call a big rock?"**
Quarry
I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!" "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!"
I'm not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks
It makes me boulder
Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office
The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"
Did you hear about the rock that faced his greatest fear?
He is now a little boulder.
Why did the coward suddenly feel brave after touching a big rock?
Because he felt a little boulder.
Kris came from a family where it's a tradition to take out their giant boulder and put it in front of their house every year for a few days
Most of their neighbors were fine with it, but some were bothered by it, including an individual named Smith who had a history of conflict with the family.
This year, he was thinking of hitting the boulder to simply show disrespect to the family, but he was still considering it.
The question remains, will Smith slap Kris' rock?
