Bottom Ocean Jokes
65 bottom ocean jokes and hilarious bottom ocean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bottom ocean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bottom Ocean Short Jokes
Short bottom ocean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bottom ocean humour may include short deep sea jokes also.
- One of my dad's favorites about flying "You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
(I'll see myself out.) - Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky.
- What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean? A subwoofer.
(You can credit/discredit my son for coming up with this) - What do you call a thousand Australian lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? The Great Barrister reef.
- What is the similarity between Madeleine mccann and a submarine? Both are at the bottom of the ocean and full of sea-men
- What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
- What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
- Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start. - I slept like a rock At the bottom of the ocean with a mob boss attached to it
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Bottom Ocean One Liners
Which bottom ocean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bottom ocean? I can suggest the ones about middle of the ocean and ocean.
- What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
- Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim.
- What do you call a group of accordions at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
- What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck...
- what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and quivers? A nervous wreck!!
- What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Quatro Sinko
- Why was the fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because he dropped out of school.
- What do you call a computer on the bottom of the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep.
- What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A drowning epileptic.
- Why was the ocean embarrassed? Because all the fish could see his bottom.
- Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean
- What do you call a sad Slav at the bottom of the ocean? Deeprussian
- Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom. - What's racist and lives at the bottom of the ocean? Ku Klux Klam!
Howlingly Hilarious Bottom Ocean Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about bottom ocean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean under the sea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bottom ocean pranks.
The Titanic and mayonnaise
What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.
Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bottom of the ocean. The Mexican people were saddened by this event, and dedicated an annual event to the remembrance of the mayonnaise
We call it Cinco de Mayo
Do you know where the ocean is the deepest?
The bottom :D
What's the similarity of my Ex and the Titanic?
They are both at the bottom of the ocean.
Why did the ocean take a bath?
It had a sandy bottom.
A man finds a magic lamp...
He rubs it and a genie comes out and say "hello! You have found my lamp and I shall grant you one wish. Perhaps the one thing you want most in life." The man thinks and responds "well, I've really wanted to go to Hawaii so I want you to build a bridge from San Diego to Hawaii." The genie responds "that's impossible! Think about the logistics! How would the supports reach the bottom on the ocean? Who would maintain it? No, ask for something else." So the man thinks again and says "well, I've been divorced 4 times and my current marriage isn't going well so I just want to be able to understand what is going on in my wife's mind, just to be able to understand her more." The genie responds "do you want a two lane highway or four."
Whats four years old, at the bottom of the ocean and full of sea men?
Madeleine McCann
What's white and sits at the bottom of the ocean?
Ku Klux Klam
Why was the ocean so cranky?
You'd be cranky too if you had c**... on your bottom.
What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start
They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean
which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search
Blonde found dead inside car at bottom of ocean
She forgot to turn on cruise control...
Why does the ocean roar?
If you had c**... all over your bottom, you'd roar too.
A patient of mine told me this joke today... gotta love working in hospice ☺️
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had c**... on your bottom.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
EA's legal department!
My friend once told me that peer pressure hurts....
Now I'm stuck on the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call 50,000 feminist at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the difference between Madeleine Mccann and a submarine?
Nothing, now. They're both at the bottom of the ocean, full of s**....
What lives at the bottom of the ocean and preys on young mermaids?
Jack the Kipper
What's 10,000 n**... at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start
What is the deepest part of the ocean?
The bottom
A series of tuba jokes
What is a tuba for?
1 1/2" x 3 1/2".
How do you fix a broke tuba?
With a tuba glue.
What do you call ten tubas at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call an arrogant tuba player?
A brasshole.
What's the difference between God and a tuba player?
God doesn't think he's a tuba player.
What do you call a hundred neo-n**... at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Q: What do you call 500 neo-n**... at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What do you call 500 triathletes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A bad start.
Why does the Ocean Roar ?
You'd roar too if you had big c**... digging holes in your bottom.
What is large, white, lies at the bottom of the ocean, and eats b**..., Catholics, and Jews?
Ku Klux Klam