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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a s**...-s**... bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish.

What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer?

One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic s**...-s**... bottom-feeder,

and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.

(A real joke from my elementary-aged kid) Dad, did you know catfish can eat through their butts?

Me: Really?
Kid: Yeah, they're bottom feeders.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, s**...-s**... bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.
*-Hannibal Lecter*

What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.

I kinda get bottom feeders now.

The saltiest, filthiest, nastiest comments at the bottom of the comments section are always the best.

What is the difference between a catfish and a woman?

One is a soulless bottom feeder and the other is a fish

What are perverted fish called?

Bottom feeders.

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