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What has bottom on the top?
Legs.
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A bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola (Russian Joke)
A man comes to the shop:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola.
Half an hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of Coca-cola.
An hour later he comes again:
- Give me a bottle of v**... and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?
Soy milk.
A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building...
It dyed.
How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?
...wryly.
What has a bottom at its top?
My life ( ._.)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than a frontal lobotomy.
the bottom half of my legs are really interesting
they're knee-toe
I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.
Heinz sight is 20/20.
Why was the bottle laying down?
someone flipped it.
What did the bottle of red hair dye say?
Irish need not apply
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The bottle said to apply liberally
So I b**... and complained the whole time I used it.
A bottle of Cillit bang leaked all over my bookshelf yesterday...
And now I can't find my copy of Motley Crue's autobiography.
How do you keep a bottle of wine from turning into vinegar?
Drink it.
I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump.
This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World.
What did the bottle say to the glass after a long night?
Nothing, they were both shattered.
A bottle of Heineken walks into a restaurant
The waiter said "I'm sorry but we don't serve alcohol."
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You're not nothing..
You're just at the bottom
We may never get to the bottom of this
said a guy to his friend while pointing out a cute girl.
What happens when a bottle of water walks into a bar on a hot day?
It gets drunk.
A bottle of Scotch
An old Scotsman is lying on his deathbed, and he gasped out one last request. He says to his friend who's at his bedside:"Remember that fine old bottle of Scotch me father bought on the day I was born, that I've saved all these many years?". His friend shakes his head "yes". The old man says:"Would ya do me a great favor, and pour it over me grave when I'm gone?". His friend replies:"Surely lad, but do ya mind if I strain it through me kidneys first?".
Why did the bottle of ranch scream when the fridge door opened?
He was dressing.
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