Botox Jokes

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Funniest Botox Short Jokes

Short botox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The botox humour may include short cosmetic jokes also.

1. The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
2. I got Botox and I asked the doctor how many years younger will this make me look? He said zero. You'll just look like the other girls your age who also got Botox.
3. The news today about a woman who injected her 8 year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants. She has been arrested and lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
4. so, my neighbors just got arrested for making their kids get Botox..... none of the kids looked surprised
5. A woman who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Reports say the child didn't look surprised.
6. Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.
7. I hear the woman who gave her toddler Botox treatments lost custody because of it. Her daughter didn't look surprised.
8. Cosmetic surgery used to be such a sensitive subject. But now when you make jokes about botox, nobody lifts an eyebrow.
9. Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons? They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.
10. Remember when talking about plastic surgery was considered a forbidden subject? Now you can talk about Botox at a restaurant, and nobody will raise an eyebrow.

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Botox One Liners

Which botox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with botox? I can suggest the ones about pimples and assist.

1. What do you call a man who has done botox? Philip.
2. What's a Botox Doctor's worst fear? A Wrinkle In Time
3. What was Dorian Gray's secret not to grow old? Botox.
4. What do you get when you s**... all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White.

Botox Injections Jokes

Here is a list of funny botox injections jokes and even better botox injections puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised

Ridiculous Botox Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about botox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eyebrows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make botox pranks.