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Botox Jokes

25 botox jokes and hilarious botox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about botox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of jokes about botox and the various challenges people face when it comes to their overly-Botoxed facial features. Whether it's the blueish hue or the taboo of filler injections, we've got the best jokes about the botoxed face that are guaranteed to make you chuckle. Don't miss out on the perfect addition to any conversation about cellulite and more!

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Funniest Botox Short Jokes

Short botox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The botox humour may include short cosmetic jokes also.

  1. The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
  2. I got Botox and I asked the doctor how many years younger will this make me look? He said zero. You'll just look like the other girls your age who also got Botox.
  3. The news today about a woman who injected her 8 year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants. She has been arrested and lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
  4. so, my neighbors just got arrested for making their kids get Botox..... none of the kids looked surprised
  5. A woman who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Reports say the child didn't look surprised.
  6. Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.
  7. I hear the woman who gave her toddler Botox treatments lost custody because of it. Her daughter didn't look surprised.
  8. Cosmetic surgery used to be such a sensitive subject. But now when you make jokes about botox, nobody lifts an eyebrow.
  9. Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons? They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.
  10. Remember when talking about plastic surgery was considered a forbidden subject? Now you can talk about Botox at a restaurant, and nobody will raise an eyebrow.

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Botox One Liners

Which botox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with botox? I can suggest the ones about pimples and assist.

  1. What do you call a man who has done botox? Philip.
  2. What's a Botox Doctor's worst fear? A Wrinkle In Time
  3. What was Dorian Gray's secret not to grow old? Botox.
  4. What do you get when you s**... all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White.

Botox Injections Jokes

Here is a list of funny botox injections jokes and even better botox injections puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised
Botox joke, A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant

Ridiculous Botox Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about botox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eyebrows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make botox pranks.

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a t**... subject...

These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Remember when plastic surgery was a t**...

Now you mention Botox and no one rises an eyebrow

Remeber when plastic surgery was a t**... subject?

Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I remember when plastic surgery was a bit of a t**... subject..

..but nowadays when you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Plastic surgery used to be such a t**... discussion topic...

...now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a t**... subject.

Now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow

Cosmetic surgery used to be a t**... subject...

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Plastic surgery used to be a t**... subject

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow

Plastic surgery used to be such a t**... subject...

Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

Cosmetic surgery used to be a pretty t**... subject

Now you mention botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Botox joke, Cosmetic surgery used to be a pretty t**... subject