Botox Face Jokes
3 botox face jokes and hilarious botox face puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about botox face that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Botox Face Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good botox face joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons?
They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.
Buttox surgery
A woman goes into work and receives a bunch of compliments regarding her appearance. Another woman asks what her secret was and the first woman said she had buttox surgery. Confused the second woman asks "Do you mean botox?" The first said "No, buttox. I sat down really fast and hard then all the fat in my a**... went to my face."
Sandy, an older women in her fifties, has a near death experience...
...later, on the operating table. She sees God who tells her not to worry she has at least another thirty years to live.
Sandy decides she's anyway in the hospital and she had another thirty years to live, she should make the most of it. She has plastic surgery on her face, Botox and breast augmentation. A few week later she's crossing the street and gets hit by a car and is killed.
She comes up to heaven and sees God. I don't understand, she says to God You said I had another thirty years?
God answers her, I didn't recognize you.
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