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Botched Circumcision Jokes

8 botched circumcision jokes and hilarious botched circumcision puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about botched circumcision that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent.

I told him no hard feelings.

A baby was born with no eyes lids...

So the doctors decided to circumcise him and use the skin to craft new eyes lids.
They botched it though and he came out looking a bit c**...-eyed.

Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision?

He got the s**....

What do you call a botched circumcision?

A total rip-off.

Did you hear about Harry Potter's friend that got a botched circumcision?

They call him Nearly Headless Nick!

I payed way too much for a botched circumcision

It was a rip off

Did you hear the doctor's excuse when he botched the circumcision?

It was cockamamie

A botched circumcision is a ripoff.


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