Botanist Jokes
29 botanist jokes and hilarious botanist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about botanist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Botanist Short Jokes
Short botanist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The botanist humour may include short botany jokes also.
- Why can you never find a botanist in the woods? Because you can't see the florist for the trees!
- There was an Irish botanist that was trying to cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy... He was hoping for a rash of good luck.
- A botanist visited an onion farm and said to the farmer: "I'm sorry but I think your ground is leeking"
- Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
- My depressed botanist friend is gonna open a specialized plant store. It's called Everything Succulents.
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Botanist One Liners
Which botanist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with botanist? I can suggest the ones about biologist and gardener.
- I know a botanist who does research on nuts. He works in macademia.
- As a botanist, I'm out standing in my field.
- I started my paleontologist diet today. Truthfully, I think botanists taste better.
- Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque.
- I met a clairvoyant botanist the other day She could see the fuschia
- Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling.
- Why did the botanist leave the brothel? He couldn't find a horticulture.
- Why was the botanist afraid of the garden? Because there were dandy lions.
- What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away.
- What do you call a botanist's dance? Garden Salsa.
- What did the botanist say to his assistant "WATER THOSE!"
- Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style.
- Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma.
- What is a p**... botanist good at? Whorticulture
Happy Botanist Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about botanist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean florist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make botanist pranks.
A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.
Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
An esteemed botanist working at a museum was out in his grass meadow one day, observing all of the fauna when...
His assistant, working at the front desk of the museum was approached by an older lady. She asked Truly, how good is this botanist anyways? And where is he, I haven't seen him anywhere! To which the assistant replied Oh, he's out standing in his field!
