Bot Jokes

28 bot jokes and hilarious bot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bot Short Jokes

Short bot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bot humour may include short robotic jokes also.

  1. What did ChatGPT say when it was asked if it's a bot or human? "I'm not sure, but I know I'm not a toaster!"
  2. 7 years on reddit and all I got was this joke Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
    Wow, ty reddit for this lyrical blast, left me smitten with the bot that wrote it to me.
  3. [Unashamed Dad Joke] What do you call an android that was designed specifically to move a small wooden boat around? A row-bot.
  4. I've come to the realization that my tinder profile is so bad that even bots won't swipe right.
  5. What's the difference between a small problem and a machine that suffocates you? One's a spot of bother and the other's a bot of smother.
  6. How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.
  7. Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder.
  8. I don't know what to say about bots in MMORPGs... but I can ensure you that they grind my gears.
  9. Never let your children play in an orchestra. Too much sax and violins.
    * Credit to maxwell bot.
  10. What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime.

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Bot One Liners

Which bot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bot? I can suggest the ones about karma and meta.

  1. I wrote a bot script to get past website security So far its managed to evade captcha
  2. What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field? Captcha in the Rye.
  3. Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!
  4. Why are Tesla factories littered with calculators? Because bots don't count.
  5. What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot.
  6. Robots are the most loyal lovers Their love just can't be bot.
  7. I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though
  8. What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot
  9. What do you call an android in a boat? Row bot.
  10. My luck on Tinder is so bad Even the bots swipe left on me.
  11. This one Tinder bot kept hitting on me. So I told her that I wasn't a computer person.
  12. I'm being followed by bots posing as humans ...just like on Twitter.
  13. The MarsCuriosity rover has 3.6M followers on Twitter... Most of which are bots
  14. What do you call a rowing machine? A row-bot.
  15. Bleep, bloop, kill all humans. Bad bot.

Howlingly Hilarious Bot Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about bot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bot pranks.

What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup?

I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday.