Bostonian Jokes
20 bostonian jokes and hilarious bostonian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bostonian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bostonian Short Jokes
Short bostonian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bostonian humour may include short matey jokes also.
- The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian "pahks his cah in the yahd", a Texan warshes something
- A Bostonian shooter opens fire on a Catholic meeting, killing 28 and injuring dozens more. The newspaper headline the next day reads:
"A Massive Massacre Occurs at Mass in Massachusetts." - A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams "Arrr!!!" To which the Bostonian screams back "Ahhhhhh!"
- What did the Jewish Bostonian woman declare to her Sunday bridge group about her recent knitting project? "I'm so AUtistic!"
- What do you call a Bostonian when they remove their tattoos, and gets them again? Re-tatted
- My Bostonian girlfriend cheated on me with multiple people. I thought she wanted to get a bird... ... turns out she had a different cockatoo in mind.
- Did you hear the one about the mentally challenged Bostonian who got tattoos right after removing them? He's re-tatted
- A Bostonian and a Californian walk into a bar. "I lost my car keys!", the Bostonian realized, exasperated.
The Californian replied, "What are you talking about? You're wearing them!"
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Bostonian One Liners
Which bostonian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bostonian? I can suggest the ones about unknown and pirate.
- What's a Bostonian's favorite musical? Wicked.
- What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs
- What did the Bostonian zookeeper say when the monkey hit him in the junk? Macaque!
- What do you call an Anti-Pirate? A Bostonian; their alphabet has no R.
- What did Jewish Bostonian say when the mechanic asked Something wrong? Ya-mah-car
- A Bostonian walks into a ba
- What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys

Rib-Tickling Bostonian Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about bostonian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bostonian pranks.
The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.
If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:
"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)
