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I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor.

Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.

My Son's Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party.

His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he'd like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

I prefer my tea American style..

Mixed with the salt of Boston Harbor.

What's it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game?

The Boston Tea Party

What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?

The price is too steep!

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Did you know that America holds the record for the worlds largest cup of tea?

Its about the size of the Boston harbor.

We all know the new Avengers movie is just the Boston Tea Party but bigger.

Come on guys Infinite Tea War you weren't even subtle.

What did the American revolutionist say to the British soldier after the Boston Tea Party?

See you in tea!

I like my tea like I like my s**... partners.

Dumped into the Boston Harbor.

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