Bosom Jokes
6 bosom jokes and hilarious bosom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bosom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bosom Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A wife is looking in the mirror at her b**......and sighing. The husband asks what's bothering her, and she tells him she wished she had a larger bosom...
He says, "well here's what you should do. Every day, take some toilet paper, ball it up, and rub it between your b**...."
Excited...she asks, "and that'll make them bigger?"
"It might" he replies. "It sure worked for your a**...".
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Mines made of mammary foam
Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider
At the time, they were cutting edge.
I always wanted to have a pet, especially in these lonely times
But I realized- I am already nursing vipers in my bosom.
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
How to make a hard-nosed woman laugh and then cry?
It's a Chinese joke. very long time ago, there was a couple, the wife was a hard-nosed woman, who never laughed and was emotionless. One day the husband said to his bosom friend: if you can make my wife laugh and then cry, I give five bucks. The guy accept it, and went out. The woman was standing on the doorway, a dog by her side. This guy went straight to the dog, kneeled and said: "Dad" The woman laugh madly, then the guy kneeled down before the woman and said, "mom". She then was furious and cried also madly.
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