Boron Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Boron jokes. There are some boron bismuth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these boron technetium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Happy Boron Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting

Personally I think it's boron.

My friend told me a chemistry joke

"Do you know any chemistry jokes?

I do but they're all boron."

I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...

Boron, Astanine, Manganese!

My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...

My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".

Why dont peple fish for non metals?

Because it is very boron

What is the least interesting element?


I walked into chemistry class...

It was Boron

Are you made of Fluorine, Astatine, Arsenic, and Sulfer?

Because you're a F At As S :D

And if you dont get the joke, you must be made of Deuterium, Uranium, Muriaticum, and Boron... cause You're D U M B!

What i'm trying to say is study your periodic table...

Maybe you will find out two elements arent on the periodic table ;)

I heard that boron, ruthenium and hydrogen got into a fight recently

and I was like 'BRuH'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the boron nitrogen puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working boron nabro piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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