Happy Boron Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
A lot of people think the movie "The 5th Element" is exciting
Personally I think it's boron.
My friend told me a chemistry joke
"Do you know any chemistry jokes?
I do but they're all boron."
I have to say, I slapped my neon that one.
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium...
Boron, Astanine, Manganese!
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
Why dont peple fish for non metals?
Because it is very boron
What is the least interesting element?
Boron
I walked into chemistry class...
It was Boron
Are you made of Fluorine, Astatine, Arsenic, and Sulfer?
Because you're a F At As S :D
And if you dont get the joke, you must be made of Deuterium, Uranium, Muriaticum, and Boron... cause You're D U M B!
What i'm trying to say is study your periodic table...
Maybe you will find out two elements arent on the periodic table ;)
I heard that boron, ruthenium and hydrogen got into a fight recently
and I was like 'BRuH'
