Boring Jokes
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Are you looking for a way to make your day just a bit more interesting? Look no further than these boring jokes! From jokes about boring meetings to boring accountants, you'll be sure to find something to lighten the mood! We even have jokes about boring people, boring husbands, and sadomasochism in Wonderland. So don't bore yourself any longer. Get ready for some boring jokes!
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Short boring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boring humour may include short pointless jokes also.
- If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
- All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
- Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?
Dad: So you won't get bored there. - I've been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.
- What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?
I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either. - I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
- A tv show about the earth would be really boring It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
- Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
- Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.
- Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?" Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
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Boring One Liners
Which boring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boring? I can suggest the ones about useless and annoying.
- i think the story of noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc
- What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace? Melancolleague(s)
- Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
- What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me
- I don't mean to be rude, but the SuperBowl was boring. No offense.
- Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring
- I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
- Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!
- I thought digging tunnels would be exciting… Turns out it's boring
- I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... ...it was just plane boring.
- What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
- I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.
- What do kids play when they got nothing to do? Bored-games
- I once had a job drilling holes I left because it was boring
So Boring Jokes
Here is a list of funny so boring jokes and even better so boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
- I hate seeing directors make the same movie. It gets boring, I guess I'm... Board of directors
- Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups... And ask to speak to the man in charge.
- I asked my uncle what he used to do when he got bored at my age. Never got an answer... From him or his 24 kids.
- I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.
- I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques.... I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.
- Two satellite dishes met on a roof... They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
- The police called me "boring" and released me after only 20 minutes, I guess I wasn't a person of interest.
- Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time
- I work in a machine tools factory,now i can talk more about my job......... but its mostly boring.
Tunnel Boring Jokes
Here is a list of funny tunnel boring jokes and even better tunnel boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
- Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring.
- Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion... Even more boring than before!
- I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks. It was a boring job.
- Digging tunnels is the most boring thing on Earth.
- Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel? One is riveting, the other is boring.
- What's the worst thing of making tunnels? It's boring
- I was going to show you a video about a drill machine digging a tunnel. But it's too boreing.
- Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is.... quite a ground breaking invention.
- I've been operating the same tunnel-digging machine for years... ...it was boring when I started, and it's still boring now.
Boring Person Jokes
Here is a list of funny boring person jokes and even better boring person puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't find self-deprecating humor funny anymore. I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been
- Some people find whiteboards boring... Personally, I find them remarkable.
- What do you call a bored rich person? A politician
- I went to a little person convention yesterday It was boring, just all small talk.
- What do you call a person living next to a boring person? Neighbore
Boring Accountant Jokes
Here is a list of funny boring accountant jokes and even better boring accountant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Accountant and an Aeroplane What do you get when you cross an accountant and an aeroplane?
A Boreing 747 - Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things.
Hilarious Boring Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about boring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boring pranks.
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What kind of s**... do boring people have?
Banal.
God and Moses
God and Moses were up in heaven when out of the blue Moses said God I really love heaven and find it really cool, but it is starting to get a bit boring up here. Why don't we go down to Earth and have some fun with the local girls down there?
God looked at him sternly and said No way Moses, I did that 2000 years ago and they are still talking about it!
I think me life is like the Truman Show.
I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.
I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.
I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.
"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.
"Well," I thought, "it might be British."
Mayweather was boring tonight...
If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight.
Some people don't like fracking
But the alternative is boring!
What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...
What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?
Aurora boring Alice.
What do you call a boring banana?
unaPEELING
I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits...
...but they were all too boring.
5 Tips To Improve Your Writing
1. Contractions aren't necessary.
2. Do not overuse exclamation points!!!!!!
3. Don't be redundant, because it can be boring to read the same things over and over again, just restated.
4. Do not appear condescending to your readers. "Condescending" means to look down upon someone.
5. Do not leave hanging prepositions around.
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Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages
For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
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Today in class we were talking about s**....
The teacher asked us, "Ok class, does anybody know what the meaning of monotony is?"
I shouted out, "It's very boring!"
It was only in the principal's office that I realized she said monogamy.
**Based on a true story**
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My wife thinks our s**... life is boring and I get distracted easily..........
Well I Better get back to it....
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I went to take an online ADHD test today...
but gave up quickly because it was s**... and boring.
Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
I have the most boring job of all...
I run an oil drill rig.
I think my work is boring and not challenging enough...
I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!
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Why is s**... with a hipster so boring?
Because they don't like things that are in.
Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men?
Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.
Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.
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What's the difference between i**... and necrophilia?
i**... is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.
you'd think a discussion about water would be boring
but it's never a dry subject
Hans, how was your first day at the Coast Guard Station?
Not so good... Very boring it was. Very quiet, most of zee day, but zen... a british guy said he was sinking.
He was sinking?
Yes, so I asked him about what he was sinking, and he never replied. How rude!
"Sir, you've gone mad with power!"
Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.
Why do animals make boring storytellers?
They only have one tail.
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s**... with my wife was getting boring so I hired a s**... young assistant.
He takes care of her while I play video games.
Some people say that baseball is a boring sport, I just tell them that with a good pitcher...
Things can get out of hand pretty quickly.
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When the kids said they were going to dig a hole to China . . .
I warned them that it would be boring.
A guy was on a boring date with a girl, so he said You're the most average girl here . She said You're mean
He said No you are
I've worked in a masochistic shop for years.
It's painfully boring.
Wanna hear a joke about drilling a beautiful hole to the center of the Earth?
Me neither. It's probably a pretty boring pun.
I got a job digging holes.
It's well boring.
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If s**... is dull and boring how do you fix it?
You turn her on and off again
Me: This show is boring...
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
Did you hear about the really boring demonstration on unmanned aerial vehicles?
The guy droned for at least an hour.
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I made this joke up on the way home from work, sorry if it s**...: A history teacher tells a failing student that those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Student: But history is so boring!
Teacher: Well, if you don't do better you'll be retaking it next year.
Student: What??
Teacher: I TOLD you, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
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Two blondes are driving to Miami for spring break
On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how s**... you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"
People think camping is boring,
But I say it's in tents.
I hate putting holes in and flattening wood
It's so plane and boring.
I could never be a drill instructor
It sounds like it would be quite boring.
How many boring people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
Being a taxi driver is boring, nobody ever talks to me. And when they can be bothered to talk, all they say is
"Hang on a minute, I don't live in the woods".
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Why is No Nut November so g**... boring?
It is probably the most anticlimactic month
I drew my dog while I was on a boring phone call and I'm really proud of it!
It's a golden doodle.
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My wife and I only have s**... one way
It's so boring just the one way we have s**.... It's called d**....
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
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That new program on netflix about subliminal persuasion and mind control is a load of boring s**....
Turned it off after just five seasons.
A man walks into the Irish bar
The barman says:
-I am deeply sorry sir, but the bar is closed, it will open within the hour only.
-Ok, nevermind, I'll wait - responds the man
-Sure, no problem sir. By the way, would you like a drink to make waiting not so boring?
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room
The grandfather says to his grand daughter;
' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'
The grand daughter says;
' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall
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It was a boring day in the tall office building…
o**... says, Hey, Boss, let's all go to roof. I'll show you a neat trick!
So, the boss and a bunch of other office workers file up to the very high roof. The guy says, Boss! Watch how strong the winds are in the city with all these skyscrapers! Then, business suit and all, he jumps from the ledge. Within seconds he comes back up, landing awkwardly on the roof.
The boss says, Let me try! He jumps off and plummets like a rock, splattering on the pavement dozens of floors below.
The group is stunned, but Lois thinks, Why did Clark hate Perry so much?
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I am so boring
my pronouns are h**.../hum.
My friend said bartenders are boring, which was a bit cynical in my eyes.
I think they're intoxicating people.
Why is English TV so boring?
Because there's only one English Channel
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A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked
How's your book? Interesting read?
She replied: well, the only way I could describe it, is that it's a bit like our s**... life
How so? Replied the guy
Well it's short, boring and a bit predictable.
I heard a boring joke about liquid
It's not a solid joke
See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
I tried reading a book about machines that drill large holes in the ground.
It was boring.
Businessman
Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.
