Boring Jokes

Funniest Boring Short Jokes

Short boring jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boring humour may include short bored jokes also.

1. If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
2. All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
3. My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
4. Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?
   Dad: So you won't get bored there.
5. I've been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.
6. What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?
   I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.
7. I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another.
8. A tv show about the earth would be really boring It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
9. Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
10. Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

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Boring One Liners

Which boring one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boring? I can suggest the ones about tiring and pointless.

1. i think the story of noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc
2. I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
3. What do you call your co-workers in a boring and depressing workplace? Melancolleague(s)
4. Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
   Asian Keanu gets bored.
   Asian Keanu Reeves.
5. Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
6. What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me
7. I don't mean to be rude, but the SuperBowl was boring. No offense.
8. Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring
9. I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
10. Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?
11. Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!
12. I thought digging tunnels would be exciting… Turns out it's boring
13. I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... ...it was just plane boring.
14. What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
15. I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.

So Boring Jokes

Here is a list of funny so boring jokes and even better so boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I became a proud dad today My son is actually 4 years but he was really boring for the first 3 years
• Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
• Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?" Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
• Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the label on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
• In ancient times, people watched the earth spin for 24 hours. They got bored though, so they called it a day
• Father: Son, i donated your toys to the Orphanage. Son: Why did you do that?
  Father : So you don't get bored there
• I hate seeing directors make the same movie. It gets boring, I guess I'm... Board of directors
• Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups... And ask to speak to the man in charge.
• I asked my uncle what he used to do when he got bored at my age. Never got an answer... From him or his 24 kids.
• I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

You Are So Boring Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so boring jokes and even better you are so boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've been bored lately so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they'll call the police unless I put it back.
• The father says to his son: "I brought all your toys to the orphanage." The son answers: "Why did you do this?!"
  "So you don't get bored."
• My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.
• I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques.... I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.
• What do kids play when they got nothing to do? Bored-games
• Two satellite dishes met on a roof... They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
• The police called me "boring" and released me after only 20 minutes, I guess I wasn't a person of interest.
• I once had a job drilling holes I left because it was boring
• Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time
• I work in a machine tools factory,now i can talk more about my job......... but its mostly boring.

Tunnel Boring Jokes

Here is a list of funny tunnel boring jokes and even better tunnel boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
• Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring.
• Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion... Even more boring than before!
• I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks. It was a boring job.
• Digging tunnels is the most boring thing on Earth.
• Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel? One is riveting, the other is boring.
• What's the worst thing of making tunnels? It's boring
• I was going to show you a video about a drill machine digging a tunnel. But it's too boreing.
• Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is.... quite a ground breaking invention.
• I've been operating the same tunnel-digging machine for years... ...it was boring when I started, and it's still boring now.

Boring Person Jokes

Here is a list of funny boring person jokes and even better boring person puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't find self-deprecating humor funny anymore. I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been
• Some people find whiteboards boring... Personally, I find them remarkable.
• What do you call a bored rich person? A politician
• I went to a little person convention yesterday It was boring, just all small talk.
• What do you call a person living next to a boring person? Neighbore
• A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality
• This f**... I went to today was so boring One person was sleeping literally the entire time

Hilarious Boring Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about boring you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean useless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boring pranks.