Following is our collection of bore humor and bland one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Boring puns for adults, dirty repetitive jokes or clean advertisment gags for kids.
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I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
Well I Better get back to it....
It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.
No offense.
Incest is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.
For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
Some may even call it boring
It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks
Why am I even jerking off to this?
...it was just plane boring.
Student: But history is so boring!
Teacher: Well, if you don't do better you'll be retaking it next year.
Student: What??
Teacher: I TOLD you, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
Board of directors
Anti-climatic
A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"
It was a boring job.
God and Moses were up in heaven when out of the blue Moses said God I really love heaven and find it really cool, but it is starting to get a bit boring up here. Why don't we go down to Earth and have some fun with the local girls down there?
God looked at him sternly and said No way Moses, I did that 2000 years ago and they are still talking about it!
I guess I wasn't a person of interest.
They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
I left because it was boring
but its mostly boring.
He said No you are
# To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
Because it's boring.
I run an oil drill rig.
If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight.
I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.
I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.
I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.
"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.
"Well," I thought, "it might be British."
It's well boring.
but it's never a dry subject
It sounds like it would be quite boring.
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
Even more boring than before!
1. Contractions aren't necessary.
2. Do not overuse exclamation points!!!!!!
3. Don't be redundant, because it can be boring to read the same things over and over again, just restated.
4. Do not appear condescending to your readers. "Condescending" means to look down upon someone.
5. Do not leave hanging prepositions around.
But the alternative is boring!
unaPEELING
One.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
It's so plane and boring.
It was a boring job.
Because they don't like things that are in.
I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!
It's painfully boring.
But I say it's in tents.
I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been
Personally, I find them remarkable.
Banal.
Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.
Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.
The guy droned for at least an hour.
He takes care of her while I play video games.
One is riveting, the other is boring.
You turn her on and off again
I warned them that it would be boring.
Me neither. It's probably a pretty boring pun.
Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?
Aurora boring Alice.
They only have one tail.
It Was Well Boring
Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.
Things can get out of hand pretty quickly.
But you know what? It was all-white.
...but they were all too boring.
The teacher asked us, "Ok class, does anybody know what the meaning of monotony is?"
I shouted out, "It's very boring!"
It was only in the principal's office that I realized she said monogamy.
**Based on a true story**
It's boring
aburrido
On a long boring stretch of highway they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks "What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?" The passenger replies "Oh my God, you give blondes such a bad name. I can't believe how stupid you are, you can't even see Florida from here!"
Because it's in tents.
The Spaghetto
What do you call noodles who can't remember anything?
Forgetti
I'd like to apologize for wasting your time with these terrible jokes, just trying to get pasta really boring morning.
I hope my internet points don't take a hit too, that would cost me a pretty penne.
It's just a LOTR walking around
Tom and Dave are sitting at the bar drinking.
Tom: "I saw the most boring guy ever at the lake near my house yesterday."
Dave: "How so?"
Tom: "This guy spent an entire day by the lake fishing and he didn't even catch anything at the end!"
Dave: "How did you know that?"
Tom: "I didn't have anything to do that day, so I just stood there and watched him."
One person was sleeping literally the entire time
It was boring, just all small talk.
Sew boring!
Not so good... Very boring it was. Very quiet, most of zee day, but zen... a british guy said he was sinking.
He was sinking?
Yes, so I asked him about what he was sinking, and he never replied. How rude!
most of it was just boring.
quite a ground breaking invention.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.