Boring Accountant Jokes
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Accountant and an Aeroplane
What do you get when you cross an accountant and an aeroplane?
A Boreing 747
What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
A Boring 747
Accountants aren't boring people
They just get excited about boring things.
What do you get when you cross an accountant with an airplane
a Boring 747.
At a state dinner, both the King of the Czech lands and the King of France happened to witness a m**....
The next day, they held a joint conference to describe what they each had seen. As the King of France gave his recollection of the details of the m**..., the audience gasped and clutched their handkerchiefs and at the end swooned in amazement. But when the King of the Czech lands gave his eyewitness account, the audience barely reacted, some even yawning! A Czech prince, full of indignation, demanded of a courtier, Why are the people so bored with my father's speech? The courtier replied, Don't you know? These days you get no interest in a Czech King account.
Two Kings Witness a m**...
At a state dinner, both the King of the Czech lands and the King of France happened to witness a m**.... The next day, they held a joint conference to describe what they each had seen. As the King of France gave his recollection of the details of the m**..., the audience gasped and clutched their handkerchiefs and at the end swooned in amazement. But when the King of the Czech lands gave his eyewitness account, the audience barely reacted, some even yawning! A Czech prince, full of indignation, demanded of a courtier, "Why are the people so bored with my father's speech?" The courtier replied, "Don't you know? These days you get no interest in a Czech King account."
A guy wanted to change his bank account's password....
...So he called the bank and a lovely lady answered the phone.
The man explaned the situation and he gave her his old password, she then asked for a new password the man was bored and wanted to empares her so he said "mycock" the lady sighed and keyboard clicks were heard and after a moment she began to laugh uncontrolably after about 10 minutes of laughing the man asked her why is she laughing she paused to take her breath and said:
"Password not long enugh".
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