Borg Jokes

Funniest Borg Short Jokes

Short borg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The borg humour may include short nihilistic jokes also.

1. What happened when the Borg's central computer was destroyed? They lost their collective minds
2. Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ... and some bjorn borg.
3. What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh? Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
4. At my local battery farm, they were selling cheap robot chickens for $10 each. I thought "What a borg-hen"
5. Why do the Borg have titanium in their nanoprobe injectors? Because resistance is rutile.
6. What did Borg say to Georg Ohm? "Resistance is futile."
7. What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg.
8. How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
9. I finally had s**... with my crush, like a borg Her resistance was futile.

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Borg One Liners

Which borg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with borg? I can suggest the ones about existence and detect.

1. What do you call a melancholy Android? A sigh borg.
2. What do you call a depressed robot? A sigh borg.
3. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
4. What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated? They let out a collective sigh.
5. What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist.
6. A falling Borg has no terminal velocity... ...Air resistance is futile.
7. What does a nihilistic Borg say? Existence is futile.
8. What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal
9. What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile.
10. Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind.
11. Peter Dinklage to play a Borg in new Star Trek film His designation : One of seven.
12. What Do You Call a Disappointed Human/Robot Hybrid? A Sigh-borg.
13. Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation.
14. What do you call a Jewish man who's half-robot? Sy Borg.
15. Motstånd är meningslöst. -Bjorn Borg

Heartwarming Borg Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about borg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cyborg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make borg pranks.