Boredom Jokes
20 boredom jokes and hilarious boredom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boredom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a way to spice up your day, why not try some boredom jokes? From funny one-liners to puns and everything in between, these jokes are sure to get a laugh out of even the most cynical person. So next time you're feeling down, make sure to give these a try!
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Funniest Boredom Short Jokes
Short boredom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boredom humour may include short boring jokes also.
- What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.
- I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either
- How did my parents combat boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
- I've always wondered what my parents did to ease boredom before the internet was invented My 19 brothers and sisters don't seem to know either.
- I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
- I asked my dad what his parents' generation did to cure boredom before internet and TV existed Neither him nor his 28 siblings had an answer.
- I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue.
- My wife out of pure boredom started doing this new thing during quarantine that I really enjoy. Me.
- I asked my parents how they coped with boredom before the internet It turns out my 18 brothers and sisters don't know either
- My dating life is a lot like the military It is just huge intervals of boredom rarely interrupted by dodging some bullets.
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Boredom One Liners
Which boredom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boredom? I can suggest the ones about frustration and amusement.
- I eat to avoid boredom It's my snacktivity
- Why did Javier Bardem cancel his Black Sea fishing trip? Caviar boredom.
- What is the name of the club which changes it's logo weekly? Anti-Boredom Club
- Help me Kill my boredom?
- "Bedroom" is an anagram of "Boredom" I found that out while I was having s**... with my wife
Cheeky Boredom Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about boredom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loneliness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boredom pranks.
"Bedroom" is an anagram of "Boredom"
How cool is that? My girlfriend discovered it during s**....
A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." p**...! He's back in his government office.
i rubbed a lamp once and a genie came out of it
he said i'll grant you one wish, i said i wish i could talk to cheese
*p**...* he granted my wish and disappeared
a few days later i'm in my house, and i open the fridge out of boredom and i see this block of cheese
and it said to me: "hey mister, i don't wanna stay in your fridge forever, i have grater plans"
I took an AP Physics test today and finished early, so I wrote this joke in the test booklet out of boredom
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving along when they get pulled over.
The police officer asks them if they know how fast they were going.
Heisenberg says, "I'm uncertain."
The officer then asks for them to open the trunk, and they oblige.
"Did you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?" the officer asks incredulously.
"I do now!" Schrodinger replies.
With the boredom of lock-down.
My Wife and I have pinned a map up in the kitchen.
We have one dart each, wherever the dart lands
on the map is our destination for our vacation next
year, turns out, we are going to behind the fridge..
