Bored At Work Jokes
36 bored at work jokes and hilarious bored at work puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bored at work that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bored At Work Short Jokes
Short bored at work jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bored at work humour may include short bored jokes also.
- Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.
- I work in a machine tools factory,now i can talk more about my job......... but its mostly boring.
- Not all construction work is created equal. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
- Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines. - I think my work is boring and not challenging enough... I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!
- I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring.
- I had a friend who was bored out of his mind at work. No ones really quite sure how the freak drill-press accident happened.
- 18th Century Arms Dealer Receives Concussion on First Day at Work A burgeoning blunderbuss broker braved and bore the brunt of a bludgeoning to the brain.
- Working the overnight shift is so tedious and boring Every time I go in it's the same shift, different day.
- The hard working hole driller thought that everyone he met had bad social skills... But in reality, people just couldn't look him in his eyes because they always found him to be boring.
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Bored At Work One Liners
Which bored at work one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bored at work? I can suggest the ones about sleeping at work and drinking at work.
- I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.
- I've worked in a masochistic shop for years. It's painfully boring.
- I just drilled a bunch of holes It was a lot of boring work.
- God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
- The plumber told me a hole boring story about pipes.
Humorous Bored At Work Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about bored at work you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stress at work jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bored at work pranks.
A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong
As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"
See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
Businessman
Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.
I made this joke up on the way home from work, sorry if it s**...: A history teacher tells a failing student that those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Student: But history is so boring!
Teacher: Well, if you don't do better you'll be retaking it next year.
Student: What??
Teacher: I TOLD you, those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
Dad Joke of the year!
# To prove I'm not some boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"
A guy is bored of s**... with his wife
* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.
Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men?
Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.
Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.
Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to join the workforce as software engineers
On their first day at work, Pumbaa's code keeps returning errors for several hours. Finally, Timon says: "Why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."
Since most of us are stuck / bored in quarantine here are my top ways you can get high at home.
1. A ladder - This will get you the highest, no doubt.
2. A step stool - This won't get you as high but it is good for a quick, short high.
3. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe, but can work if you don't have safer ways to get high.
I used to work for a mining company . . .
It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.
I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.
Bored with the carefree life, Timon and Pumbaa decide to become software engineers
Their first day in the office, Timon spends three hours straight working on a huge piece of code, but it keeps returning errors.
Finally, Pumbaa says: "Hey Timon, why don't you take a break? I'll fix you some bugs."
What is a pirate's favorite drink?
The HI-C!
(punchline must be said in proper pirate voice)
(this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
What do you call being bored after finally quitting the last job you'll ever work?
Re-tired
After arriving home from Bring Your Kid to Work day
My son turned to me and said, you have the most boring job ever. All you do is put people to sleep all day ...I'm an anesthesiologist
cheap grunt,who's looking for some simple, easy work that takes no real skill or qualification,just the boring junk you don't want to deal with.
