Borderline Jokes

Funniest Borderline Short Jokes

Short borderline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The borderline humour may include short boarder jokes also.

1. Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. Apparently I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries. They said I was borderline incompetent.
2. I work as a Customs Officer and yesterday I had my yearly performance review. They feel I'm borderline incompetent.
3. 'Doctor, I have a drinking problem!' 'I'm always drunk whenever I'm traveling between countries!'
   Doctor - 'Sounds like you're a borderline alcoholic.'
4. My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.
5. A country that shares borderlines with 10 other countries cannot be entered because it is made of limits
6. What does the Mexicans think of Trump's wall? Some love it, some hate it. Most think its borderline offensive.
7. What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope.
8. Some people have argued the artistic legitimacy of drawing borders. It's almost there.
   I think it's borderline art.
9. What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker.
10. I'm trying to write a racist joke, but... Everything I come up with is borderline offensive.

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Borderline One Liners

Which borderline one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with borderline? I can suggest the ones about bipolar and border crossing.

1. How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass.
2. I love my dog, but he's very unpredictable. He's a borderline collie.
3. Why Did The Mexican Immigrant Take Xanax? He Had Borderline Anxiety.
4. What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ? Unstable.
5. Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder.
6. I was going to make a mass shooting joke today But it was borderline too offensive.
7. I think I will be the next Picasso My doctor told me I am borderline artistic
8. 20 Censored Movie Lines So Absurd They're Borderline Genius
9. Why did the Mexican go to the shrink? Because he had Borderline Personality Disorder.
10. Did you hear about a mentally ill Mexican? He has Borderline Personality Disorder
11. Today I made an immigration officer laugh He was borderline hysterical.
12. I can't support building a wall to keep out i**... immigrants. It's borderline racist.
13. I wanted to tell you a joke about i**... immigrants... But it was borderline offesive.
14. What do you call a Mexican with a low IQ? Borderline s**...

Borderline Work Jokes

Here is a list of funny borderline work jokes and even better borderline work puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did a Lord of The Ring fan who works as an American borderline guard say to an i**... immigrant? You shall not pass !!!!

Uproarious Borderline Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about borderline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cross border jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make borderline pranks.