Border Fence Jokes
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Mad cow disease
Two cows were talking over the fence bordering their farms.
The first cow said "Have you heard about this mad cow disease, it's spreading really fast."
The second cow responded "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."
There is a fence
A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking w**....
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said: "What do you think I am, s**...!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border?
A spicket fence
An elderly man is out playing golf with a friend...
An elderly man is out playing golf with a friend.
During his turn, right before his swing, a f**... procession drives by along the border fence.
The elderly man pauses, takes off his hat, and places it on his chest.
As the procession drives along, the elderly mans friend stands just flabbergasted.
Once the procession passes, the elderly man resumes setting up his swing.
"Now hold on a second!" The elderly mans friend shouts, "That was quite a show of respect! I have never seen anything like it!"
"Well, I had to do something."
"Why's that?" Replied the elderly mans friend.
"I was married to her for 40 years!"
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