Border Collie Jokes
15 border collie jokes and hilarious border collie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about border collie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Border Collie Short Jokes
Short border collie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The border collie humour may include short collie dog jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
- I used to have a border collie... ...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.
- I was totally shocked that my Border Collie loved the Harry Potter movies I mean, he completely hated the books
- What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness. - How many Border Collies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. And I can fix any loose wiring while I'm at it.
Share These Border Collie Jokes With Friends
Border Collie One Liners
Which border collie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with border collie? I can suggest the ones about collie and boxer dog.
- I want to get a border collie. The one I have isn't bored enough.
- What's Donald Trump's favorite dog breed? A close-the-border collie.
- What does Arizona name Colorado? Border Collie
- Border collies are not very i**...... You know what dogs *are* i**...?
Hotdogs.
Silly & Ridiculous Border Collie Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about border collie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog breed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make border collie pranks.
Sheep
At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
Two border collies are going to sleep on their farm.
Suddenly there is a loud noise from the sheep area.
Tom the border collie jumps up asking, "Did you hear that from the sheep, Boomer?"
Boomer the Collie: "Of course I herd them."