Border Collie Dog Jokes
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Sheep
At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
A farmer wanted to know how many sheep he had...
So he asked his border collie to count them from him.
The dog ran off counted the sheep and ran back to the farmer.
"So how many sheep do I have?" Asked the farmer.
"40" said the border collie.
"How can there be 40?" Asked the farmer. "I only bought 38."
The dog replies, "I rounded them up."
What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A farmer wants to know...
A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. The farmer says, "How many?" The dog says, "40." The farmer is surprised and says, "How can there be 40 - I only bought 38!" The dog says, "I rounded them up."
Border collies are not very i**......
You know what dogs *are* i**...?
Hotdogs.
What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?
Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.
What's Donald Trump's favorite dog breed?
A close-the-border collie.
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