The Best 29 Bord Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bord jokes. There are some bord hour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bord mines puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bord Jokes and Puns

What borders stupidity?

Mexico & Canada

A border patrol official comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump...

"Sir, because of the trauma of being separated from their parents, three Brazilian children fell deeply sick last night." Trump looks absolutely devastated. He sinks back in his chair, murmuring "oh my god" to himself over and over. Then he composes himself and says: "Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"

What borders on silly?

MΓ©xico & Canada

Bord joke, What borders on silly?

A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...

...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"

I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous...


What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

(German Joke)

U.S Border Patrol

Putting the panic in Hispanic

Bord joke, U.S Border Patrol

How will a border wall keep us safe...

If it keeps Americans IN?

I want to get a border collie.

The one I have isn't bored enough.

What borders on insanity?

Canada and Mexico

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

You can explore bord partie reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bord sett dad jokes. There are also bord puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Border guard asks the passenger:


- Russian


- no, just a visit.

Border collies are not very inbred...

You know what dogs *are* inbred?


I used to have a border collie...

...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

What borders obesity?

Mexico and Canada

I see a border patrol car drive by...

So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)

Bord joke, I see a border patrol car drive by...

Border officer: Do you have anything to declare?

Traveller: Only an undying love of travel puns.
Border officer: ...You just crossed a line, kid.

Border Guard

An American couple was crossing the border into Canada. The border guard notices that the wife's white skin is red and blue from a beating. So the border guard says to the husband, "You better not be doing that here in Canada Eh, cause those colours don't fly here".

Two border collies are going to sleep on their farm.

Suddenly there is a loud noise from the sheep area.

Tom the border collie jumps up asking, "Did you hear that from the sheep, Boomer?"

Boomer the Collie: "Of course I herd them."

What borders at stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

With kind regards from my math teacher

What was the border patrol agent's greatest regret?

The Juan that got away.

What do you call a bird at school?


Border crossing

I was driving back to Canada with my family when we came to the border. After a short wait in line, we get to the guard booth, and he asks if I have anything to declare. With a sigh, I turn to my wife and say, "Honey, I want a divorce."

Finland's borders

Are Finland's borders called the finnish lines?

You know what borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Trump's border wall idea will actually work! The Chinese have had their wall for over 2000 years...

There are still no Mexicans in China!

Why does border patrol use airplanes to search for illegals crossing the border?

Because they are always hiding in plane sight

How many Border Collies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. And I can fix any loose wiring while I'm at it.

Is the border of finland a...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bord final jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bord mer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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