The Best 58 Booty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Booty jokes. There are some booty arse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these booty aar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Booty Jokes and Puns

What makes a sad pirate?

Sunken chest, hidden booty

What is a male pirates biggest fear?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Booty joke, Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit?

The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.


What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life

What did the pirate say when the steering wheel was shoved down his pants?
ARGHHHHH your driven me nuts!
Why was the pirate dissatisfied with his blind date?
She had a sunken chest and no booty.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They can spend years stuck at sea!
And of course: Why couldn't the teenagers watch the pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Booty joke, Pirate jokes I've heard throughout my life

Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

What do pirates and strip clubs have in common?

Neither can get enough booty

My favorite game is Call of Booty Solo Campaign...

...I beat it daily.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest and no booty.

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How can you tell a pirate is being raped?

You hear him screaming "Quit plunderin' my booty!"

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....

So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine?

You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries'

But I'm on a glute-free diet

Booty joke, My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries'

What do pirates use telephones for?

Booty call

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure

So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime?

Pegging each other's booty


What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?

A sunken chest with no booty.

They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual...

...it was booty that killed the beast.

I pirate made a tinder account looking for

A chest with some booty

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class

Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate?

The type of booty they plunder.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

My ex girlfriend was like a pirate's quest...

...she had a sunken chest and always kept me searching for the booty.

What is a pirates favourite letter

It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.

(New original take on old joke)

What's a pirates favorite thing to eat?

The booty.

Fortunately my cat Whiskers did not win the feline booty contest...

We avoided a cat-ass-trophy

Why did the pirate go to the stripclub?

He was looking for booty

What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?

Diggin' for booty.

Why did the pirate go to a pilates class ?

To get some Booty

I'm graduating from the Pirate Academy!

I'm majoring in getting the booty.

I came to University thinking I'd get some of dat hot booty

But the only time I got some was when my fingers went through that cheap campus toilet paper.

Is your booty made of dough...

Cause I knead it

Girl, your booty is like dough...

I knead it.

What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date?

A sunken chest and no booty.

What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common?

Neither can stop talking about their booty

This Hungarian guy won't stop asking me for nudes.

What a booty pest.

Why did the pirate store their loot in an arid area?

Because desert tends to make the booty larger.

Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...

They're all pirates, of course they have the most booty.

Did you hear about the necrophiliac pirate?

He loved digging up the booty.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST?

His tongue got stuck in her booty!

Why did the Vatican declare pirates were outlaws?

Because the cabin boy wouldn't share his booty!

What's the last thing gay pirates do before bed?

Split all the booty

What is the difference between a pirate and R. Kelly?

Pirates go for big booty

Why are charming pirates always the richest?

Because they get all the booty

What are the two most popular types of tea ?

Booty and Titty .

What did the pirate say to the hot blonde?

Argh, I come to plunder your booty!

What is a Pirates least favourite treasure to find?

A sunken chest with no booty.

When I was single I always felt like a pirate.

I'd start by looking for wenches with a good chest, but always ended up distracted by their booty.

What's a pirates worst fear?

A sunken chest with no booty.

...We are all part pirate

Simple way to explain a bidet

Water go shooty shooty at your booty booty

What do ye call a pirate with a big booty?

Thicc, with seven seas.

What's a pirate and a pimp's worst nightmare?

Sunken chest, and no booty

Why did the pirate have a map to his ex wife's house

For booty calls

Gurl with the big booty and the lisp didn't show up to work today,

...she must have called in thicc

A pirate's life

Why is it a bad idea to date a pirate? Because they're only after your booty.

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