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111 boots jokes and hilarious boots puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boots that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make some boot-iful boot jokes with this collection! From Puss in Boots to Cowboy Boots, Wellington Boots, and more, we've got you covered with puns and one-liners about all things related to shoes, soles, and uggs!

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Funniest Boots Short Jokes

Short boots jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boots humour may include short shoes jokes also.

  1. A friend asked me if I wanted to come to his house last week I told him I'll be there as soon as I boot up my time machine
  2. Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots.
  3. I was filling my car with leaded gasoline wearing some comfortable aesbestos boots. As I popped a thalidomide pill into my mouth I thought... "A government ban on assault weapons would never work..."
  4. The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up. For instance, i've lived through more 'Spiderman' re-boots than legitimate presidential elections.
  5. Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...
  6. Why do cowboys always want to die with their boots on? So they don't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
  7. What did the first man on the moon do when he left his boot in outer space! He Apollogized
  8. For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday... ...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim.
  9. To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak... You can't run but you can hide
  10. A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann

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Boots One Liners

Which boots one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boots? I can suggest the ones about walking boot and sandals.

  1. What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp A cop
  2. My dad's Mexican and my mom's Canadian... But I don't wanna taco boot it
  3. I got boots for my birthday then regifted them It was a reboot
  4. Where do shoes receive their military training? Boot Camp
  5. What do French soldiers wear instead of boots? Running shoes.
  6. How do you start a German submarine? DOS Boot.
  7. Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots
  8. Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp? Cuz he cracks under pressure.
  9. I'm going to invent a button that you kick to turn on your computer and call it DOS boot.
  10. I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats.
  11. What is the first thing they do at boot camp? Take the privates out and inspect them.
  12. What's an Android developer's favourite cereal? Boot Loops
  13. What did Stephen Hawkins do when his shoes fell off? He would re-boot
  14. What do you call a Canadian shoe? A boot.
  15. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot

Cowboy Boots Jokes

Here is a list of funny cowboy boots jokes and even better cowboy boots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke? You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.
  • Some Chuck Norris jokes here. Chuck Norris does not eat honey.
    - He chews on bees.
    Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
  • Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling.
  • They should make a movie about alien cowboy boots... And call it "Close Encounters of the Spurred Kind"
  • You ever hear about the hipster cowboy? He went to pay respects to the people buried at Boot Hill.
    . . .you've probably never heard of them, because they're so underground.
  • Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
  • When you play poker with a cowboy, it's gonna get serious. You can bet your boots.

Rubber Boots Jokes

Here is a list of funny rubber boots jokes and even better rubber boots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At Pirate boot camp BOATSWAIN: "That concludes orientation. Any questions?"
    ME: (raises rubber hook hand) "Why do they call it trimming the mainsail? Why not mast abating?"

Steel Toe Boots Jokes

Here is a list of funny steel toe boots jokes and even better steel toe boots puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the Irish guy with a metal detector? He dug 25 meters down where he discovered he was wearing steel toe cap boots
  • Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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What funny jokes about boots you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean footwear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boots pranks.

In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...


As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, still she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this, the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

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A Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, n**... . . .

. . . except for his boots.
Where your clothes at, Slim?
Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up. She says, 'I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.'
So I followed her. She says, 'Take off all your clothes.' So I do. Then she takes off her clothes, and says, 'You like what you see?' Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said, 'Yes, ma'am, I do!'
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says, 'Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!'
So I pulled on my boots and here I am.

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human skin boots

My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants.
I told him how s**... that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29.

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Three ladies meet up for a drink

Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week.
The first lady says: "The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the hallway, wearing these tall leather boots, a corset, long black silk gloves, and lots of makeup. I looked him in the eye and said 'Hello there, big boy.' He grabbed me, flung me to the floor and we made love right there and then and it was AMAZING."
Next week they meet up again.
The second lady says to the first one: "I took a tip from you. The other night my fiance came home from work, and I was standing in the bedroom wearing high heels, a tiny skirt, a see-through top and heavy makeup. I said 'Hello there. Big Boy.' and he flung me on the bed and it was unbelievable! He was like a wild animal!"
The third lady, married for ten years and seeing things get a bit stale in the bedroom, decides she needs a piece of the action.
She dresses up in thigh high leather boots, a tiny black skirt, a cleavage-tastic corset, long black gloves and she puts on the sluttiest makeup job in the history of s**... makeup jobs. She waits in the kitchen, thinking that when hubby gets home he may do something really sordid like make love to her right there on the kitchen table.
Sure enough, he comes home and walks into the kitchen.
She looks him in the eye and says: "Hello there. Big Boy."
He looks back at her and says: "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

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The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants..

... Though, they do make me look a bit gay.

New Old House

While carpenters were busy working outside the old house I just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workers came in and asked to use the washroom. I looked at his muddy boots and said "Just wait a second, Ill grab some newspapers"
"That's alright lady," he responded, "I'm already trained."

The mini skirt.

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, still she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

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Some facts about h**...

He was shorter than most people would think, standing at 5'8". He was obsessed with self-image, and believed that pants that accentuated the glutes were physically imposing. His boots were hand-made by a friend of the family. An avid golfer, he never cleaned his 4 wood, considering the dirt on it to be lucky. The doors in his house would often need fixing, which he did himself. He was the captain of the rowing crew in college.
To sum it all up:
Shorty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots for the Fuhrer. (For the Fuhrer)
The four club was full of that dirt
He fixed the doors. (He fixed the doors)
Last thing you know,
Shorty went "Row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row."

New cowboy boots

Fred bought himself a new pair of cowboy boots that he had always wanted. He left them on after trying them on at the store. Upon arriving home, he walked in and said to Bertha "notice anything different".
"nope"
Frustrated, Fred left the room and stripped down, leaving on nothing but his cowboy boots. He walked back to Bertha and said "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW"
Bertha replied "Nope, it's hanging now, was hanging this morning, and will be hanging again tomorrow"
Fred was about to lose it, he yelled out "YA KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS"
Bertha looked him straight in the eye, without flinching and said
"ya shoulda bought a hat"

Two old guys in a supermarket wandering about, looking lost...

One says to the other "Lost the other half?"
"Yup" he replies.
"Me too. Let's join forces to find them. What does yours look like?"
"She's 25, six foot blonde, 36 double-D, long boots and a short skirt".
"Good. We'll look for yours first".

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What was h**...'s favorite way to tie his boots?

In n**...'s!

A cowboy takes a break from the range and heads out to LA for a cowboy convention . . .

When he gets to LA, he decides to stop at a local watering hole and grab a beer. He's sitting there in his hat, jeans, and boots, when a woman walks up and sits down beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well yes ma'am, I am.
Woman: Like a real deal cowboy?
Cowboy: I don't know any other kind.
Woman: I've never met a real cowboy before.
Cowboy: Well now you have.
Woman: Well?
Cowboy: Well what?
Woman: Aren't you going to ask what I am?
Cowboy: Well, uh, what are you?
Woman: I'm a lesbian.
Cowboy: A lesb- . . . I don't believe I know what that is.
Woman: It means that I like women. I like to kiss them and touch them and make love to them.
Cowboy: . . . .
The woman gets up and leaves and another woman comes into the bar. She spots the cowboy sitting there with his beer and takes a seat beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well ma'am, I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
harharhar.

Two hunters are out hunting

Suddenly, they see a bear racing towards them. They start running, but all of a sudden one of them stops and starts to take off his hunting boots and put on running shoes.
The other hunters says to him: "What are you doing? Those will not make you run faster than the bear."
The first hunter replies calmly: "No, but they will make run faster than you."

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A farmer has a new handsome assistant

A farmer has a new handsome assistant. One morning they want to go out into the fields to work. At the garden gate the farmer sees that the roads are muddy and realizes that he forgot his rubber boots (Wellingtons for the Brits ;)
He tells his assistant to go get the boots from the house. The assistant returns and finds the farmers very pretty wife, along with the equally pretty daughter sitting in the kitchen. He tells them: "The farmer just said it would be alright if I had s**... with you right now!" The women look sceptical, so the assistant opens the window and shouts to the farmer: "Both?"
Farmer: "Of course both of them, what do you think?!"

What does a German soccer player call his cleats?

Das Boots

No work boots

were stolen in St Louis yesterday.

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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas...

Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice
anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely n**... except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? ... IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

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I started a night club for l**... today....

I call it, "p**... in Boots".

Ferguson shoe store

Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section.

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The n**... cowboy

**n**... Cowboy**
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.
Then she pulls off her p**... and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of s**... and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'

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In light of all this recent controversy and chaos, thought this slightly r**... joke would cheer people up!

Q: How do you starve a (race variable) man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots!

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Hanging down

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely n**... except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.

He died waiting for the drop.

Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men?

Because they love those new boots!

I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them.

As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin.

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a**... of police powers.

A cowboy walks into a saloon wearing paper bag boots, paper bag pants, a paper bag shirt and a paper hat.
The local sheriff pulls out his gun and says " I'm arresting you."
And the cowboy says "What for?"
The sheriff replies "RUSTLING!"

These boots. Were made. For Walken.

A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks

turns out it was both of his boots

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Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.

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What's the difference between cowboy boots and 'western' boots?

Cowboy boots have the bulls**t on the outside.

What happens to snake-skin boots when they get wet?

They turn into water moccasins.

Got the job of putting cement into size 14 boots, last person could do 100 in an hour.

I've got some big shoes to fill.

I went to an 'Army Style training day'...

I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Girls must love beat boxing

Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats...

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How do n**... tie the laces on their boots?

In little knot-sies!

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Why does Nancy s**... at foot races?

Her boots are made for walking

Guy walks into the bar with his new boots.

One of the residents notices his shoes and comments on them.
The guy replies: 'yep, they are genuine Crocodile leather'.
He pulls his gun out of his holster and says, 'I have killed the croc myself with this gun'.
The resident is in awe and asks if he can get boots like that. 'Of course' says the guy, 'here, you can even use my gun'. He hands him the gun and the resident flies out to Australia.
A week later the guy returns with the man's gun but no boots. 'What happened', asks the gun owner, 'didn't you see any crocodiles?'
'Yeah, I must have killed about twenty', says the guy, 'but none of them were wearing such lovely boots.'

Son: "Dad, I dropped your ThinkPad on the floor!"

Dad: "Did it break?"
Son: "I don't think so, it boots..."
Dad: "..."
Dad: "I MEAN THE FLOOR."

Did you hear the one about Bob Marley polishing Napoleons boots?

He had to buff a low soldier.

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I'm really into c**...

You could even say I like my p**... in Boots.

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How does a Welsh man pleasure himself at the cliff edge with a pair of large Wellington boots?

He puts the back legs of a sheep into his boots and walks towards the edge.

Dyslexic procrastinators, it's time to get together and rise up

Get on your work boots and untie

A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business

A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!

What boots do you wear when lifting a heavy object?

UGGH!!!! boots (say it with a constipated voice)

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true that men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman was a bit promiscuous and was curious to see if the old adage was correct, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some smaller boots"

Some numbers were stuck in the snow, when one lost his gloves and boots.

He was a number number.

A girl outside boots stopped me today to ask me what products I use for grooming

She seemed surprised when I said facebook.

Why were Stalin's boots always filthy?

He hated the Polish

It's actually very easy to become a successful beat boxer. You only need two essential items:

Boots and cats

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You know how cooing parents call their babies' boots 'booties'?

Does that mean that Dora the Explorer (because she's literally a toddler) 's monkey is called b**...?

A captain is giving orders to soldiers staying in line

After finishing he asked if anyone has a question to ask.
One of the soldiers asks I'm sorry Sir, but why do your boots have different colours, one black and one brown?
Captain realizes that he really has two different boots and says that he will go home and change them, and that soldiers should wait here till he comes back
One hour passes, all soldiers are exhausted, and finally the captain appears, sad, and still wearing different boots
A soldier asks why didn't he change the boots, why are you still wearing one black and one brown boot?
The captain replies, I couldn't find a normal pair at home, the other two are also different

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What has George Michael got in common with Wellington boots?

They both get s**... off in bogs.

How did the maffia boss' bratty son die?

He got some new boots down by the river.

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Do you know what they do to eggs in prison? Ill say this, it ain't over easy.

It's a p**... in boots line.

Got stopped as I was walking into Boots today by a woman doing a Survey.

She asked me what my favourite Grooming Product was?
Should've seen her face when I said Haribo!

I asked my friend why his new boots had whoopee cushions on the soles

He said "they're my new Doc Fartens"

What are a beatboxer's 8 favorite things?

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and boots.

Christopher Walken is a wealthy, stylish dude

I wonder if he's ever had a pair of boots custom made for him.

A man visited a movie studio and was browsing the wardrobe archives.

He asked a costume designer which were her favourite pieces.
Well, that shirt there was worn by Pacino. That jacket was put together for De Niro. And these boots were made for Walken.

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Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?

During the Bush administration the b**... only came up to your ankles.

Phil Swift has a new product

He puts on a pair of boots and says, " I present to you the FlexBoots! Now this product may seem like ordinary boots, but with these bad boys you can run up walls, on the ceiling!" He goes on to demonstrate them by walking on random surfaces. "To show you the power FlexBoots", the camera slowly zooms out, and inverts itself, showing Phil standing under an airplane ."I'm on an airplane!" The pilot of the plane looks out the window and says,
"Weird Flex but okay."

I was in a stranger's house today, and politely asked to use her restroom.

She responded with: "Fill your boots"

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I was woken late last night about 3am

By my next door neighbor in a very revealing negligee, bra, thongs and high heel boots, and asking to borrow a cup of sugar.
I said, f**... off dave, I've got work in the morning'.

A sheriff walks into a saloon, the doors swinging on their hinges behind him

I'm gonna need your attention he exclaims.
Everyone in the bar hushes up.
I'm lookin' for a wanted man says the sheriff.
What's he look like sheriff? asks a patron standing at the bar.
The sheriff responds Well now, he's been seen wearing a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, he also wears brown paper boots and has a brown paper hat. We're calling him the Brown Paper Cowboy.
There's a quiet murmur throughout the bar, until finally someone asks What's he wanted for sheriff?
Sheriff replies Rustling

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Wifes eye site

A older man comes home from work,and he finds his wife standing in front of the mirror crying. He walks over and asks what's the matter hunny? THE WIFE SAYS. Can you find anything good about me. Look at me my hairs gray, my b**... is sagging, my boots are hanging down.. Is there anything left that's good about me.
The husband looks her up and down , and then he reply. WELL YOUR EYE SITE IS GOOD.

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I hear that soon Reddit will require all redditors to don a cowboy hat / boots, and dance a j**... in order to log in…

I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.

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