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Funniest Boost Short Jokes

Short boost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boost humour may include short spark jokes also.

1. Why do ghost want to get vaccinated? So they can get boo-sted.
   From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine.
2. My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem... They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!
3. So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.
4. Retail clerks who buy their own clothes from their own stores really need a confidence boost. They sell themselves shorts
5. Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows. Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.
6. What loves dance-offs, fight Decepticons and can boost AC voltages without boosting total power? A step-up transformer.
   Made this up nearly 10 years back.
7. So my wife said there's a ton of ISO's on Facebook for girl guide cookies. I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.
8. I bought a chocolate bar today and the inside read, "You're a loser" I wouldn't have minded as much if there had been a competition on.
   To make matters worse, it was Boost...
9. Breaking news! Mcgregor and Mayweather both got banned from boxing! Mayweather was selling MMR boosting service and McGregor was buying some.
10. What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature

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Boost One Liners

Which boost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boost? I can suggest the ones about strength and buff.

1. What do you call music that has a pH greater than 7? Base-boosted.
2. I bought an avocado to boost my memory but I forgot where did I put it
3. What do you call a risky and pathetic attempt at boosting your karma? This
4. Samsung wanted to boost their sales So they made them explode
5. Michael Jackson robbed a Boost Juice before he died.. He was a smoothie criminal.
6. Why does the midget cross the road running? He needs a boost to reach the sidewalk
7. What is a ghosts favorite pair of kicks? BOOst
8. What can you tell a potato to boost its ego? What beautiful eyes and skin you have.
9. my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;(
10. A civil war buff Is when George Washington boosts his troops' damage for 60 seconds
11. What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal
12. Yo momma so s**... she went to Boost Mobile to fill up her nitro.

Rib-Tickling Boost Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about boost you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buzz jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boost pranks.