Boos Jokes
57 boos jokes and hilarious boos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short boos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boos humour may include short boo who jokes also.
- Just been diagnosed with the dreaded 'Peek-a-Boo virus'...
I'm being transferred to ICU. - Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers! "That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
- I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me.... I'll return
- Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident. All involved were rushed to the ICU
- Why do ghost want to get vaccinated? So they can get boo-sted.
From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine. - Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house? Because the ghosts will bring the boos
- I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents... That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.
- I was watching Australian Master chef last night... Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue - I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
- My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: BOO-Bees!
And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
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Boos One Liners
Which boos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boos? I can suggest the ones about booze and boots.
- From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.
Why I oughta...! - What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism
- Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU.
- What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
- What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism
- Why Did The Alcoholic comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos.
- Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.
- Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos.
- What bee produces milk? A boo-bee
- My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk?
Boo-bee's - Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!
- How does a ghost plan his day? He makes a to-boo list
- What do you call it when a Chinese ghost hits you with a stick? Bam! *Boo*!
- Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo? To the I.C.U
- What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.
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What funny jokes about boos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boos pranks.
Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?
1. Because he was sheet faced.
1. Because he couldn't hold his boos.
I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.
He must have been really into the boos!
Happy October!
Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?
For the boos.
Where do black women go to meet their boos?
The bae area.
How do you encourage a bartender?
"That's the spirit!"
How do you discourage a bartender?
Boos.
Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?
Because he always brings the boos
Why do ghosts get invited to parties?
Because they always bring boos.
What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?
Im here for the boos.
Why did the ghost go into rehab?
He had a problem with boos.
Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?
He couldn't handle his boos.
How do ghosts become friends?
They bond over boos.
I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry.
Why do ghosts have trouble meeting girls at bars?
Because they're only there for the boos.
What does a ghost drink at parties?
Boos!
What do ghosts drink on special occasions?
Boos
How does Mario communicate with Boos?
He uses a Luigi board.
What did the ghost say at the party?
I'm just here for the boos.
A Ghost Walks Into A Bar
"I'm just here for boos"
The best part about Halloween eggnog?
Way more boos
Why did the ghost go to rehab?
He was addicted to boos.
Halloween jokes
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Whay do you call wood that's scared?
Petrified.
Why did the ghost b**... all over his date?
He couldn't handle his boos.
What is an alcoholic ghosts' favorite thing?
Boos
Don't drink with ghosts.
They can't handle their boos.
What does a brewery and a Nickelback concert have in common?
They are both responsible for a lot of boos.
Alcoholics should become unfunny comedians
all the free boos they could ask for
Never trust a ghost when it says "i love you"..
It was just the boos talking
Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..?
... He's addicted to Boos
Why did the ghost go to jail?
For giving boos to children
They finally got rid of the ghost that was haunting my local pub.
I guess he overdid it with the boos
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos!!!!
Happy Halloween redditors!!!
Why was the ghost kicked out of the bar?
Because he had one too many boos!
Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?
Because they bring Boos everywhere they go!
what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow?
one boos sadly the other moos madly
I heard that alcoholism is a big problem in the ghost community…
They are all really into boos
Why did Casper oversleep on Halloween?
He had too much boos!
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boos
I asked a musician why they all drink so much after their shows.
He said: Because we can't handle the boos.
Why did the alcoholic tell bad jokes at the comedy club?
He did it for the boos.
