Booms Jokes
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A man goes ice fishing...
He takes out his ice pick and begins to hack away. Suddenly, he hears a booming voice from above say, "There are no fish there."
He moves to a new spot and begins again. Again comes the voice, There are no fish there either."
He tries a third spot, and again the voice informs him, "Not there either."
Frightened, the man calls out, "Is that you, God?"
"No," the voice booms, "I'm the rink manager."
The devil strolls into a church
Everybody starts screaming and running out, the priest almost falls as he jumps over the altar. One old man remains seated seemingly completely unphased by the incident. The devil booms "YOU MUST BE BLIND OLD MAN, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???" The man replies, "Not really worried brother... I married your sister"
A Dumb Blonde goes Ice Fishing
They head out onto the ice with their bucket, fishing gear, and a big drill. As they put the drill bit on the ice surface, a voice booms out from all around:
**DON'T DRILL INTO THE ICE!**
The dumb blonde looks around fearfully and says meekly, "G-G-God? Is...
The booming voice replies:
**NO. THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!**
A 16yr old boy is cleaning his grandparents attic. When he uncovers a strange lamp.
As soon as he grabs the lamp a genie appears. "One and only one wish you have" bellows the genie. Being a young and naive boy only one thought comes to mind. Without much thought he blurts out "I wish the be in between the legs of a beautiful woman". The genie booms "wish granted". With a snap of his fingers turns the boy into a t**....
Checkmate, atheists.
An atheist was
rowing along in Loch Ness and WHOOSH! The Loch Ness monster rears up in front of him, hissing and ready to eat. The terrified man said, "Oh God, help me!"
An angry voice booms from the heavens, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
The atheist says, "Oh, come on! Ten seconds ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
A Russian Joke.
Stalin is giving a speech when he hears someone sneeze. He stops mid-sentence and asks the first row, "who sneezed?"
Nobody answers.
Stalin executes the first row. Now, everyone is getting nervous.
Stalin addresses the second row. "Who sneezed?" he asks, becoming visibly upset.
Still, nobody answers. Everyone is much too scared to reply.
Stalin executes the second row.
"Who sneezed!?" Stalin booms. He is angry now.
Finally, after many moments of silence, a young and timid Russian soldier raises his hand. Stalin turns to the soldier and says,
"Bless you."
A tourist is lost in the deepest part of the Amazon...
Once there was a tourist lost in the deepest part of the Amazon. After a few days, he finds himself suddenly surrounded by hundreds of blood-thirsty natives. He looks up to the sky and says, "Oh my God, I'm s**...!!"
All of a sudden, the sky opens up, and there is a beam of light streaming down on him, and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT s**.... Pick up that stone at your foot, and smash it onto the skull of the chief."
So the tourist looks down, and sees the stone. He picks it up, and bashes the life out of the chief, who is standing right in front of him. The chief is down on the ground, bleeding and lifeless, with his tribesmen in shock and disbelief.
Now, the sky opens up once again, and the voice booms out... "NOW, you're s**...."
An explorer in the Amazon finds himself surrounded by a group of cannibals.
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by what appears to be a bloodthirsty group of cannibals.
Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm s**...."
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: **"No, you are not s**.... Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."**
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief.
He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: **"*Now* you're s**...."**
Explorer in the amazon
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by what appears to be a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,
Explorer-"Oh God, I'm s**...."
There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out:
God-"No, you are NOT s**.... Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again:
God-"NOW you're s**...."
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