The Best 76 Boomerang Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Boomerang jokes. There are some boomerang swinger jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these boomerang boom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Boomerang Jokes and Puns

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes.

Me: I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.

Genie: I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does.

Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You son of a ........

I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it.

I'm sure it'll come back to me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

Boomerang joke, What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday..

I know it's going to come back to haunt me!

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick.


A guy bought himself a new boomerang...

... but he couldn't get rid of the old one.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?

a dead cat

Boomerang joke, What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went.

It'll come back to me.

Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ?

It doesn't come back .............. it just sings about how much it wants to.

I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid....

But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.

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You've heard of "helicopter parents" but I had a "boomerang father".

He was meant to come back but he never did.

Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export.

And Import.

I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang..

But I don't want it to come back to haunt me.

I remember once I threw a boomerang

It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear.

Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back

Now I live in fear

Boomerang joke, Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back

A boomerang walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"

I'm going to buy a boomerang now...

You need friends to play Frisbee.

What's the difference between babies and boomerangs?

If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back...


I'd like to...

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.
Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I now live in constant fear

I had a joke about a boomerang, but I forgot....

Ahh well, it will come back to me.

I tried to buy a new boomerang

but I couldn't throw my old one away.

I forgot what direction I threw my boomerang.

Then it hit me.

I just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist.

That'll come back to haunt me.

I forgot how my boomerang worked so I just threw it

And then it hit me...

I was going to tell a joke about a boomerang...

But I can't remember it. It'll come back to me.

I glued a picture of my deceased parrot onto my boomerang.

It brings back good memories.

I threw away my dead boomerang today...

I hope it doesn't come back to haunt me.

I don't get why people say Jesus will come back...

It's not like he was nailed to a boomerang or something.

Why does everyone think jesus is coming back anyway?

He wasn't nailed to a boomerang..

I bought a new boomerang yesterday

I can't throw away my old one

My dad is like a broken boomerang

He never comes back

People keep thinking jesus will come back...

Cmon guys, he was tied to a cross, not a boomerang

I went to the boomerang store the other day

They had a great return policy

What's the opposite of a boomerang?

My dad.

Dads are like a boomerang.

They come back.

...right?

Sad news from Australia

The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Three Bills at a bar

Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:

"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."

The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:

"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."

The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two penises. He then says:

"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it

Man that thing brought back memories

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang earlier.

But it's just come back to me.

Dads are like boomerangs

I wish I had a boomerang :(

Have you guys heard about the irish boomerang?

it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.

Did you know that the boomerang is Australia's biggest export?

It's also their biggest import.

A displeased customer walks in to a store.

A displeased customer walks in to a store.

"I'd like to return a broken boomerang which you have sold to me."

"Of course, no problem, we'll swap it for a new one. But, where is it?"

"Good question!"

A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia's only export.

And import.

What is the worst present for a person with Alzheimer?

A boomerang.

I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

I forgot where i threw my boomerang.

No, wait, it's coming back to me.

I was given a boomerang for my birthday, and was told it's like my dad.

I think it's defunct though, because when I threw it, it never came back.

I bought a boomerang on eBay

It didn't work. Then I realised I bought it on no return

Dad's are like boomerangs

They go away for a period of time and then come back just to hit you

My grandma called me yesterday

I guess you can say my boomerang

I have a boomerang joke I can't think of it though it might come back to me

All I remember is that it went over people's heads

I couldn't remember where I threw my boomerang...

And then it hit me.

Dad's are like boomerangs

They come back and hit you

Heard this from my uncle today.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?



A stick.

What do you call an old air bender?

A Boomerang

It may strike anytime now

I threw a boomerang several years ago.
Now I live in constant fear

I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard

And then it hit me

As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought,

"This will come back to bite me."

Have y'all heard the joke about the boomerang?

I forgot the punchline, but it'll come back to me.

I forgot how to use a boomerang

But then it came back to me

I threw a boomerang two years ago.

I've been scared ever since.

Murder investigation Australia

When some one is killed by violence in Australia

the detectives have it easy, they just wait and see who the boomerang

comes back to.

What do you call it when you throw away an old person but they return?

Boomerang.

I walked across a bridge

And as I got to the other side I threw my boomerang, but it never came back. So as I was walking back across the bridge I was wonder, "why didn't it comeback" then all of the sudden
It hit me

I forgot where my boomerang was

Then it hit me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?

a stick.

I heard a story about a man that went insane

He bought a new boomerang and kept trying to throw the old one away

Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast

I've been living in fear since that day

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We're about to have a big comeback.

-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.

-Of course. Where is it?

-No idea.

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.

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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

"You have three wishes!"

"Oh no, I know the drill. Whatever I wish for, will come back and bite me."

"What? No, I'm a good genie. Listen, if it does, I will even give you infinite wishes"

"I want a boomerang with teeth."

I bought a boomerang on Amazon...

...but only because of their 100% return policy.

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