Boomerang Jokes
95 boomerang jokes and hilarious boomerang puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boomerang that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Boomerang Short Jokes
Short boomerang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boomerang humour may include short bow and arrow jokes also.
- I have a boomerang joke I can't think of it though it might come back to me All I remember is that it went over people's heads
- Did you know that the boomerang is Australia's biggest export? It's also their biggest import.
- I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me.
- Just bought a boomerang from a ghost. Now I'm worried that this going to come back to haunt me.
- -Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working. -Of course. Where is it?
-No idea. - I hate it when people at church always tell me Jesus Christ will return soon… Like dude, calm down, he was nailed to a cross, not a boomerang!
- As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought, "This will come back to bite me."
- People keep thinking jesus will come back... Cmon guys, he was tied to a cross, not a boomerang
- A boomerang walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"
- I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with lord of the rings characters on it. It's really hard to Frodo
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Boomerang One Liners
Which boomerang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boomerang? I can suggest the ones about circle back and kite.
- Dads are like boomerangs. I hope.
- I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear
- I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it Man that thing brought back memories
- I forgot how my boomerang worked so I just threw it And then it hit me...
- I bought a boomerang on Amazon... ...but only because of their 100% return policy.
- Sad news from Australia The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
- I went to the boomerang store the other day They had a great return policy
- What is the worst present for a person with Alzheimer? A boomerang.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick
- Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import.
- Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
- I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs They only throw them away.
- I tried to buy a new boomerang but I couldn't throw my old one away.
- What's the opposite of a boomerang? My dad.
- I glued a picture of my deceased parrot onto my boomerang. It brings back good memories.
Giggle-Inducing Boomerang Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about boomerang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kangaroo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boomerang pranks.
Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.
Genie: I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does.
Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.
Genie: You son of a ........
I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday..
I know it's going to come back to haunt me!
A guy bought himself a new boomerang...
... but he couldn't get rid of the old one.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?
a dead cat
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What do you get when you cross egg w**... with a bomb?
A boomerang
Patriotic Joke thread, Let's try Australia : - What do you call a Boomerang that does not come back?
A Stick.
Now give me your jokes from your country.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
I'll see myself out now.
Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?
She threw away all the bent ones.
Why did she get re-hired?
They all came back.
I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid....
But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.
You've heard of "helicopter parents" but I had a "boomerang father".
He was meant to come back but he never did.
I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang..
But I don't want it to come back to haunt me.
I'm going to buy a boomerang now...
You need friends to play Frisbee.
What's the difference between babies and boomerangs?
If you throw a boomerang correctly, it will come back...
I'd like to...
I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.
Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one
then it hit me
I made a joke about boomerangs a few minutes ago and no one got it but,
it came around and hit em.
I just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist.
That'll come back to haunt me.
kindness is like a boomerang
Outdated.
I threw away my dead boomerang today...
I hope it doesn't come back to haunt me.
They say "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours."
I don't care. I'm never dating a boomerang again.
I don't get why people say Jesus will come back...
It's not like he was nailed to a boomerang or something.
Heads up!
I heard boomerangs are making a comeback.
I bought a new boomerang yesterday
I can't throw away my old one
My dad is like a boomerang.
He's Australian.
My dad is like a broken boomerang
He never comes back
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I always have a hard time remembering how that s**... Boomerang App works
But eventually it always comes back to me
I really thought the boomerang industry was dead...
But it seems to be making some sort of a comeback.
My dad was like a boomerang
No matter how many times my mum threw him out he always came back
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Three Bills at a bar
Three men, one from America, one from Australia and one from Russia were sitting at a bar. To show off, the American picks up his revolver, shoots the cap off his bottle of beer, and proudly exlaims:
"My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill."
The Australian, not wanting to be any less of a man, picks up his boomerang and gives it a swing across the bar. It does a big circle, and on its way back it knocks the cap off his beer as well. He then says:
"My name is Bill. Crocodile Bill."
The Russian looks around nervously, then pulls his pants down, and proudly shows his two p**.... He then says:
"My name is Bill. Cherno Bill."
Dads are like boomerangs.
That's why Batman uses batarangs.
I was wondering how boomerangs can make their way back to you.
And then it hit me.
Have you guys heard about the irish boomerang?
it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.
Dads are like boomerangs
They only come back in movies.
A displeased customer walks in to a store.
A displeased customer walks in to a store.
"I'd like to return a broken boomerang which you have sold to me."
"Of course, no problem, we'll swap it for a new one. But, where is it?"
"Good question!"
A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia's only export.
And import.
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Wives are like boomerangs...
I hope.
Dads are like boomerangs
Because it's probably your fault it didn't come back
Girlfriends are like boomerangs
I hope...
I was given a boomerang for my birthday, and was told it's like my dad.
I think it's defunct though, because when I threw it, it never came back.
I bought a boomerang on eBay
It didn't work. Then I realised I bought it on no return
Once you go boomerang...
you always come back
My grandma called me yesterday
I guess you can say my boomerang
Heard this from my uncle today.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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m**... investigation Australia
When some one is killed by violence in Australia
the detectives have it easy, they just wait and see who the boomerang
comes back to.
What do you call it when you throw away an old person but they return?
Boomerang.
I walked across a bridge
And as I got to the other side I threw my boomerang, but it never came back. So as I was walking back across the bridge I was wonder, "why didn't it comeback" then all of the sudden
It hit me
I heard a story about a man that went insane
He bought a new boomerang and kept trying to throw the old one away
I used to be in a band called boomerang
We're about to have a big comeback.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago
Today, I live in constant fear.
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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
Thinking about the time I glued flash drives to a boomerang ..
Brings back memories
I've decided to invest in boomerangs
They're not too popular now, but I'm betting they'll make a comeback!
What do you call a boomerang enthusiast convention?
A meet and yeet
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I stole a dog and named it Boomerang
I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the a**....
Stuck a photo of my ex onto my boomerang.
Now it only comes back when I get rich.
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I just made a boomerang out of a snake
I have a feeling that idea might come back to bite me in the a**...
